wiffledorf 

A guy that goes around smelling girl's bicycle seats.

Did you just see that guy smell that girl's bicycle seat. What a wiffledorf!

wiffledorf by JK2000 March 11, 2014

wiffeldorfer 

a wiffeldorfer is any man that sniffs a womans bicycle seat, regardless of the size of the woman.

did you see that wiffeldorfer smelling that huffy seat?

wiffeldorfer by Huge hammer69 March 8, 2010

diffledorf 

a person who is so intelligent, but randomly forgets the most obvious questions or answers. defined as forgetting something in the moment to be goofy, but most of the time this person just starts to be annoying.

David is acting like a diffledorf today

diffledorf by dowhatyourheartwants November 27, 2019

Wifflepoof

A log full of nails used by only the classiest of gentleman (Wifflepoofers) which is used for training in tracking, and amusing others with its ridiculousness.

"Why is Jeff dragging around a Wifflepoof?"

"Its so he can amuse others with it's ridiculousness and make sure people behind him don't lose his tracks."

Wifflepoof by Masterofpooofs December 23, 2012

diffledorf 

Adj.
Unintelligent / non intellectual spirited life form

Donald Trump needs to be less of a god damn diffledorf

diffledorf by Schunkers January 20, 2018

wifflesnorf

A person who sniffs little kids bike seats.

What a wifflesnorf that Mr. Biden down the street is.

wifflesnorf by Joe7952 October 3, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020