wiffed
- failing to capitalize on an opportunity due to ones own ineptitude or lack of self control
- missing an obvious opportunity due to lack of foresight
- missing an obvious opportunity due to lack of foresight
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Wiffed on the waff
Wiffed on the waff by WolfMerrik August 20, 2021
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wiffed • Wiffed on the waff • wifed • wifed up • Whiffed • waffed • wiffer • whiffed on it • Whiffed Up • wifedaughter
whiffed on it
Sorry I didn't make it to the meeting. I wish I had a good excuse, but actually I just whiffed on it.
whiffed on it by lnmore borrowed from Deb January 20, 2009
wifed
wifed by HisWifey050207 June 17, 2007
Wiffery
A disease that flares up the night before or morning of an event that one wants to avoid. The sufferer can use Wiffery as an excuse to avoid unwanted activities.
Wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at Mild Wiffery, all the way up to Fatal Wiffery.
The first sign of upcoming Wiffery are wiffles.
Wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at Mild Wiffery, all the way up to Fatal Wiffery.
The first sign of upcoming Wiffery are wiffles.
wiffledorf
wiffledorf by JK2000 March 11, 2014
Wifferdick
Verb; an intense sexual act!
A word that indicates that something bad will or has
happened. Another way of saying screwed "that guy just
got wifferdicked"
Another word for u-turn
A word that indicates that something bad will or has
happened. Another way of saying screwed "that guy just
got wifferdicked"
Another word for u-turn
Crap! Missed my turn, I will just make a quick Wifferdick!
I will blow her mind tonight with my Wifferdick.
I will blow her mind tonight with my Wifferdick.
Wifferdick by Bluntbeauty July 7, 2015
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Modified derivative of granola.
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