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Wiffer a man with a Wife or Girlfriend, that his significant other wears the pants in the relationship. A man that has a wife or girlfriend and she doesn’t want him to spend time with friends or doesn’t let him do anything by himself or with friends. A man that doesn’t have the balls to do whatever he wants specially with his guyfriends!!
All The Fellas get together on Sunday to Drink Beer Bar B Que and watch all the Football games until we are drunk. However we have some Wiffer friends that either never show up or leave early because they are wiffers!

My Friend's Albert and Henry are Wiffers they never make it to the Football Bar B Ques on Sunday because they are wiffers. My Friend Eric sometimes shows up to the Bar B Que but most of the time he is wiffing it with his lady so does Romeo!!!
wiffer by Kid Kidster!! November 16, 2007
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wiffer sniffer 

a person (often a pre-teen male) who farts in a bathtub so that they might bite the bubble it produces.
John, a legendary wiffer sniffer, leaned back in the bathtub with well-practiced ease and farted, then just as quickly, leaned forward again and bit the bubble.
wiffer sniffer by danton June 20, 2006

tinkle-wiffer 

a mysterious gypsie who tends to perform preposterous dances and often enjoys "having a gander" at your treasures
snicklefritz is a tinkle-wiffer that yogurt slingin bamboozler wont get away with this
tinkle-wiffer by scrudge muffet April 11, 2009

wienie wiffer 

Jeez, we were at the gay bar last night, what a bunch of wienie wiffers. Bruce and Butch were in heaven!!
wienie wiffer by swancata February 3, 2006

Shoe-Wiffer 

A person that has uncontrollable indulges in smelling shoe's.
Who would of thought that he was a shoe-wiffer !
Shoe-Wiffer by Pliers-001 October 8, 2011

Beverly Hills Wiffer 

You begin by doing a snobby girl from behind in the Vgine. Then you proceed to stick two fingers in the boot and scoop out some stoof. Finally you take your shit covered fingers, reach around, and plug her nostrils. After committing this hanus act, You say, "Who's shit stinks now bitch?"
"I was tapping that really stuck up bitch, Sayegh's Mom, and I gave her a beverly hills wiffer.

a young wiffer sniffer 

A young person.
A word that I believe that older people use.
Aww look at those cute 10 year olds reminds me of when I was a young wiffer sniffer!
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