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Witshrug 

When somebody is experiencing an extreme situation, and shrug with complete indifference because he has seen 1000 times worst.
John witshurged when the guy pointed his revolver at him because he knew he wasn't ready to kill. John got shot numerous times and he's able to recognize real killers from fake thugs.

When his friend asked him how he could witshrug when his life was in danger, he answered "I come from Medellin's guetto Pablo, this guy wouldn't kill a fly sucking his balls' dry"
Witshrug by mathieul April 2, 2021
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WBITS • WBTS • WBIS • waitsex • Waitsian • webits • whitsnothere • Witshit • Witson • waitscape

shizzle whits 

A substitution for the curse word “shit.” Especially when in the middle of class and don’t have anything else to say.
Aww shizzle whits! I spilled my juice!
shizzle whits by Giant goldfish January 29, 2019

Tom Waits 

Singer songwriter. America's largest consumer of bourbon and cigarettes.
Every time you listen to Tom Waits, a midget in a top hat rides a tricycle.
Tom Waits by Jon Dore November 1, 2009

keep your wits about you 

To keep your mind in focus, to not let your guard down no matter what.

To think carefully before an action, regarding the consequences that may be dangerous for you and/or others.

To stay sharp!
Alex: I'm going on holiday to London, should be awesome!

Jess: There are loads of grifters and cons, so keep your wits about you and stay out of trouble.

Tom Waits 

1. A hobo whimsy best expressed by a musical and lyrical genius that is legendary and rich with sly legerdemain. A Gypsy talent.

2. A national treasure usually found roughing it among vagrant campfires, eating baked beans, singing verses of box cars and Martha, playing harmonica that is kept in his coat's breast pocket on cold nights.

3. A dancing set of bones--such as the Elephant Man--summoned up from the dead to take the listener on an eerie ride, i.e. the Gospel Train on Halloween.
"Tom Waits for no man. But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." --Nick Cave to Henry Mancini
Tom Waits by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004
The Federal Witness Protection Program. The United States Marshals Service provides for the security, health, and safety of government witnesses, and their immediate dependents, whose lives are in danger as a result of their testimony against organized crime, drug traffickers, terrorists and other major criminals.
Witsec - the witness Security program of the United States Marshals Service is called.
witsec by Jim Rigney August 15, 2006
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