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W.W.J.D. 

What would Jesus Do? Used on Christian bracelets,necklaces among other things.
I saw this guy in the theater talking on his cell phone. I thought about chunking popcorn at his head until he shut up; then I saw my wrist band that said "W.W.J.D." So I lit him on fire and sent him to Hell, I really did feel better to.
W.W.J.D. by Demon Kat December 3, 2005

w.w.j.d. 

who would jesus do

we all know jesus was human...nough said.
Guy: w.w.j.d.?
Jesus: mmmm id tap that fine ass over there, brah.
Guy: gross.
w.w.j.d. by pied piper July 20, 2008

W.W.J.D. 

1) What Would Jesus Do?

2) What Would John Do? (also seen in the form WTFWJD - what the f**k would john do)
(John Carmack, created of the engines for the Doom and Quake series, possibly the single hand who gave us 3d gaming. Still innovating the industry today)
1) But Christan, you can't go out with that girl, she is not one of us. Remember to ask yourself, W.W.J.D!

2) Ahh Crap! I can't get this friggen M.O.D's engine to work right, WTFWJD!
W.W.J.D. by Kyle Katarn July 21, 2005

w.w.j.d. 

The college party-goers were craving the alcohol promised and so begain chanting, "W.W.J.D.!"
w.w.j.d. by Carmen November 8, 2003

w.w.j.d. 

What Would Japeto Do
"..I thought it was, "what would Japeto do?" -Homer Simpson
w.w.j.d. by Rad Ron November 6, 2003

w.w.j.d. 

"WHO would jesus do?", a video game. You are jesus, you walk into a frat party, and you see a bunch of partiers. Men, woman, and others. You must decide, correctly, which of the partiers jesus would "do". Is it the Brittney Spears lookalike or the clearly gay guy? Or both? You decide.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, what're you playin'?"
Dede B: "W.W.J.D. Which of these hotties you think jesus yould do?"
w.w.j.d. by Frank Buchanan October 22, 2007
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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