People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.
The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.
by Jim Biggins November 6, 2012
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A phone company that releases your private data to the government without a warrant, in violation of the 4th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
When this story broke in October 2006 that Verizon was releasing private customer data of U.S. citizens under provisions the "USA Patriot Act}" without warrant, the company vociferously denied it. But in sworn Congressional testimony (reported in October 2007 in the New York Times), Verizon admitted it decided it could violate the Constitution TENS OF THOUSANDS OF TIMES since 2005, continued up to the present.
The Bush administration is currently (Decemeber 2007) drafting a law that would protect Verizon, AT&T, and others against prosecution.
When this story broke in October 2006 that Verizon was releasing private customer data of U.S. citizens under provisions the "USA Patriot Act}" without warrant, the company vociferously denied it. But in sworn Congressional testimony (reported in October 2007 in the New York Times), Verizon admitted it decided it could violate the Constitution TENS OF THOUSANDS OF TIMES since 2005, continued up to the present.
The Bush administration is currently (Decemeber 2007) drafting a law that would protect Verizon, AT&T, and others against prosecution.
by Hugh Johnson December 31, 2007
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by Tim Kissenger July 16, 2006
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"Man I totally Verizoned my girlfriend. I promised to go down on her, but we know that's not happening"
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They Verizoned the launch of the Galaxy Nexus, Droid 4... etc.
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They Verizoned the launch of the Galaxy Nexus, Droid 4... etc.
by bdover December 26, 2011
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Damn it, my daughter blew through 40 GB of data with our Verizon service, she knows good and damn well that shit costs extra!
by assmennfiossa December 20, 2014
Get the Verizon mug.Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.
British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.
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