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verizontal 

Of or describing a relationship maintained via wireless or similar means, with few or no face-to-face opportunities.
Guy 1: This thing with Kalley, is it serious?
Guy 2: No, just verizontal.

Girl 1: This thing with your guy, is it serious?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it's verizontal...he can't live without me.
verizontal by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

Verisonal 

"Oh man, how did that date go last night?"
"It ended up alright, we ended up doing verisonal."
Verisonal by FireElegy July 21, 2017

verizontally 

The state between horizontal and vertically
This person has invented a whole new fucked up way to take a video. Verizontally. - TheTwatWaffle on imgur
when talking about the Port Neches Texas Chemical Plant explosion when someone was filming the event verizontally from the inside of a car
verizontally by kkloe November 29, 2019

doing the verizontal 

Girl 1: He leaves on Friday for two weeks.
Girl 2: Looks like you two will be doing the verizontal.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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