Guy 1: This thing with Kalley, is it serious?
Guy 2: No, just verizontal.

Girl 1: This thing with your guy, is it serious?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it's verizontal...he can't live without me.

verizontal by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

Get the verizontal mug.

Verisonal

Another word for Phone Sex.

"Oh man, how did that date go last night?"
"It ended up alright, we ended up doing verisonal."

Verisonal by FireElegy July 21, 2017

Get the Verisonal mug.

verizontally

The state between horizontal and vertically

This person has invented a whole new fucked up way to take a video. Verizontally. - TheTwatWaffle on imgur
when talking about the Port Neches Texas Chemical Plant explosion when someone was filming the event verizontally from the inside of a car

verizontally by kkloe November 29, 2019

Get the verizontally mug.

doing the verizontal

Phone sex

Girl 1: He leaves on Friday for two weeks.
Girl 2: Looks like you two will be doing the verizontal.

doing the verizontal by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

Get the doing the verizontal mug.

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

Word of the Day on October 29, 2026

Get the proper lad mug.

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

Word of the Day on October 28, 2026

Get the sexspan mug.

womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026

Get the womp mug.

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Get the Poggers mug.

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Get the Oblication mug.

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Get the Surf Dracula Syndrome mug.