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When you are Viciously happy or "glade", with a knife at your grasp and ready to kill.
vlade by cheesyqueso November 3, 2015
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A person that thinks controller aim assist isnt overpowered. Is a god at fortnite when he has it on, but snorts dogshit when he has it off. Somehow gets the best grades despite always being free and never being busy with studying. Uses his sister for writing homework like an ass.
Dude hes destroying me only cuz he has aimbot. He thinks it isnt op hes such a vlade
Vlade by super idol November 8, 2021
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Vlade Divac 

The most profilic flopper in the history of all sports. His ability to flop is only surpassed by his inability to jump. He also has the sweatiest and hairiest armpits known to man. Shaquille Oneal's arch nemesis. To pull a "Vlade" means to intentionally fall down after even the lightest of contact. A.K.A. The King of Flop, Floppy Divac, Sir Flops Alot, The Serbian Flop Monster
The crowd erupts after Vlade Divac drew the charge once again after being touched by Shaq's shoelace.
Vlade Divac by Ryan D. January 1, 2005

Vlade Divac 

he is the man that gets things done right!
Vlade Divac by zestoki cetnik December 30, 2003

Vlade Divac 

The King of Flop. So called center who falls to the ground with very little contact to draw a foul.
Vlade's defender sneezed on the other end of the court, and Vlade fell down causing the offical to call a foul.
Vlade Divac by Luigi July 20, 2004

vlade divac 

Vlade Divac is a center for the Lakers. He is a Serbian King. He doesn't flop.
vlade divac by Vlade Rules May 13, 2005

Vlade Divac 

AKA. Floppy Divac
Vlade tries to get a whistle with that flop. Shaq slams it down.
Vlade Divac by A. R. March 27, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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