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Vishwasher by THE JUBBER October 27, 2020
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Dishwasher Effect
When a task you enjoyed doing by yourself previously becomes less fun when you're told to do it.
Like when you decide to be a good person and do the dishes, and then your parents ask you to do the dishes. You then no longer want to do the dishes.
Like when you decide to be a good person and do the dishes, and then your parents ask you to do the dishes. You then no longer want to do the dishes.
You: "I was going to clean my room because I wanted to, but then my mom yelled at me to clean my room. Now I don't feel like cleaning it"
Friend: "Man that's the dishwasher effect."
Friend: "Man that's the dishwasher effect."
Dishwasher Effect by JimsGT October 22, 2020
purple monkey dishwasher
Despite claims this phrase originated on "The Simpsons", it actually existed long before it was used in the show. The phrase is intended to portray the distortion of facts when passed from person to person.
Its use in "The Simpsons" was accurate; Bart starts a rumour by whispering to one person who whispers it to another, etc. By the time the rumour reaches the front of the crowd, the phrase "Purple monkey dishwasher" has been added to the end due to people mishearing the original rumour as it passed from person to person.
Due to the popularity of "The Simpsons", the phrase has since become a commonly used response to opinions stated based on hearsay and unconfirmed rumours.
Its use in "The Simpsons" was accurate; Bart starts a rumour by whispering to one person who whispers it to another, etc. By the time the rumour reaches the front of the crowd, the phrase "Purple monkey dishwasher" has been added to the end due to people mishearing the original rumour as it passed from person to person.
Due to the popularity of "The Simpsons", the phrase has since become a commonly used response to opinions stated based on hearsay and unconfirmed rumours.
Person A - "I heard from a friend of a friend that John cheated on Linda with Karen!"
Person B - "Purple monkey dishwasher."
Person B - "Purple monkey dishwasher."
purple monkey dishwasher by godofodd September 14, 2005
Boston Dishwasher
A person who collects used condoms and cleans them out by effectively sucking the semen from the insides.
Mikey: Don't talk to Tommy, that guy's a Boston Dishwasher.
Franky: What's that?
Mikey: He sucks cum out of condoms like cocaine residue from a Ziploc bag
Franky: What's that?
Mikey: He sucks cum out of condoms like cocaine residue from a Ziploc bag
Boston Dishwasher by JarrodTheLubeBoy November 6, 2019
Dishwasher
Dishwasher by Randee3 November 11, 2019
The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai
Quite a challenging XBL Arcade game. Although it is fairly decent, it is overpriced and the gameplay is very repetitive and unoriginal.
The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009
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