A completely useless kitchen appliance that fails to perform its sole function.
Billy, make sure you remember to clean the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher!
by Randee3 November 11, 2019
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a person that has the lowest rank in the restaurant business. They usually scrape food off dishes, then rinse them then shove them through a dishwashing machine. Being a dishwasher sometimes means you work hard (but don't get appreciated.) It's a job you take until you find something better.
Chef: "Hey, dishwasher, where the fuck are the clean knives?"

Dishwasher: "I only have two arms and two legs!"
by Cooldude009 May 31, 2010
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Feminist: I dont want to wash dishes anymore I'm important and useful
Man: Silly dishwasher Hippety Hoppity women are property!
by JerryJohan May 08, 2018
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When you get mad at your girl so you treat her as property.
Wife: get rid of your waifu posters
Husband: SHUT UP YOU FREELOADING PRICK AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU DISHWASHER!!!
by Mr.Hitlerplsloveme March 28, 2018
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Women who belong in the kitchen. This is a common name to use instead of using their real name. This degrades the woman, showing her place in the world, in the kitchen making your sandwich.
"Hey dishwasher, go make yourself useful and make me a sandwich."
by True_Gamer69 December 17, 2019
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a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman
Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
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