Dishwasher

A completely useless kitchen appliance that fails to perform its sole function.

Billy, make sure you remember to clean the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher!

by Randee3 November 11, 2019

Dishwasher

a person that has the lowest rank in the restaurant business. They usually scrape food off dishes, then rinse them then shove them through a dishwashing machine. Being a dishwasher sometimes means you work hard (but don't get appreciated.) It's a job you take until you find something better.

Chef: "Hey, dishwasher, where the fuck are the clean knives?"

Dishwasher: "I only have two arms and two legs!"

by Cooldude009 May 31, 2010

Dishwasher

Word describing women as a whole. Very sexist however commonly used among men, either as a joke or a demeaning word against women.

"Honey, me and the boys are bout' to head out"
"Can I come with?"
"Sorry, no dishwashers allowed"

by Chadnell March 18, 2021

Dishwasher

a married woman

Feminist: I dont want to wash dishes anymore I'm important and useful
Man: Silly dishwasher Hippety Hoppity women are property!

by JerryJohan June 3, 2018

Dishwasher

When you get mad at your girl so you treat her as property.

Wife: get rid of your waifu posters
Husband: SHUT UP YOU FREELOADING PRICK AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU DISHWASHER!!!

by Mr.Hitlerplsloveme May 17, 2018

Dishwasher

a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman

Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Dishwasher

A women

a women is a dishwasher

by women ae bad January 23, 2019