A completely useless kitchen appliance that fails to perform its sole function.
Billy, make sure you remember to clean the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher!
by Randee3 November 11, 2019
a person that has the lowest rank in the restaurant business. They usually scrape food off dishes, then rinse them then shove them through a dishwashing machine. Being a dishwasher sometimes means you work hard (but don't get appreciated.) It's a job you take until you find something better.
Chef: "Hey, dishwasher, where the fuck are the clean knives?"

Dishwasher: "I only have two arms and two legs!"
by Cooldude009 June 1, 2010
Word describing women as a whole. Very sexist however commonly used among men, either as a joke or a demeaning word against women.
"Honey, me and the boys are bout' to head out"
"Can I come with?"
"Sorry, no dishwashers allowed"
by Chadnell March 18, 2021
Feminist: I dont want to wash dishes anymore I'm important and useful
Man: Silly dishwasher Hippety Hoppity women are property!
by JerryJohan May 9, 2018
When you get mad at your girl so you treat her as property.
Wife: get rid of your waifu posters
Husband: SHUT UP YOU FREELOADING PRICK AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU DISHWASHER!!!
by Mr.Hitlerplsloveme March 28, 2018
a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman
Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004