vining

similar to spooning, but instead the two people wrap/intertwine their legs and arms like vines would

We were spooning last night and it led to vining

by ljenkins July 4, 2011

Vining

Sticking one’s penis in the foreground of a photo without warning, as coined by comedian Bobcat Goldthwait

I remember vining at least three families last time I was on Hollywood Boulevard!

by Skiivin August 5, 2022

red vining

when two homosexual men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelets

"We heard it was called red vining"
"Is it called red vining?"

by theofficeftw December 5, 2012

monkey vining

v. - monkey vining is the act of transitioning from one relationship to another by retaining some form of connection to both people simultaneously. Only when the new relationship is reasonably solidified is the former one wholly released.

To grasp the metaphor of the monkey vine in its entirety, one may simply visualize the mode of transport utilized by Tarzan and his jungle primate colleagues in old movies. The vine that is being swung on is firmly held until another vine is being grasped, or at least is easily reachable.

person one:

Hey man, do you think Brad Pitt was monkey vining from Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie?

person two:

Actually dude, I don't give a shit about what's happening in the love lives of these celebrities. 9/11 was an inside job, and fluoride is making Americans stupid. Maybe you should monkey vine your ass from US Weekly to some web sites that will enlighten your ass on things that are truly relevant to our lives!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 11, 2008

red vining

when two men intertwine their penises like a caduceus

as mentioned on "the office (908)" while angela and dwight question toby on gayness after angela comes to grips with the fact that oscar has been having an affair her husband, the senator.

angela: what is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet?
toby: wow, uh?
angela: is it called red vining?
dwight: is it called red vining? we heard it was called red vining?
angela: people red vine?

1. in the middle of sex, john says to his gay partner, bill:

john: hey bill, can we red vine tonight?
bill: sure, just stay soft

2. pick-up exchange at gay bar

john: what's your sign?
bill: virgo
john: i want to take your twizzler and do some red vining
bill: sorry, but i don't think your penis is long enough

by eciffoeht December 5, 2012

red vining

When 2 homosexual males intertwine their penises together similar to the snakes on the medical symbol.

Barry and Todd were red vining and they made a knot by accident. Thankfully Harold helped them get untangled.

by Canavja December 5, 2012

Ben Vining

A beautiful man who has amassed 1000 hours on destiny and has a thing for the lady’s. If she is pretty enough she might receive $100 from him. He had his first kisses on New Years night with two skanks but it’s ok BECAUSE he said they have big tits.

I can’t tell if he’s a player or just a Ben Vining.

by Nword420 February 20, 2020