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Bruce Vilanched

to epically fail at a task or goal by an extremely stupid manner.
Kevin tried to do a donkfunkulous jump over the 20 foot wall blindfolded, but totally Bruce Vilanched and smashed his face then began to cry.
Bruce Vilanched by Nevus March 2, 2009
A bullfrog sized double chin. Referencing comedic writer Bruce Vilanch's legendary neck fat.
This picture is horrible. I look like I have a huge vilanch.
Vilanch by Luthgar January 1, 2012

Yarn-valanche

a Yarn-valanche apparently consists of a veritable avalanche of yarn or other crocheted items. These could include anything from a knitted sweater, to a comfy blanket or even a simple ball of yarn.
Dwight: Hey man wanna go to Wawa and shoot craps in the alley way?

Gerald: Nah' man, I gotta clean out my closet. It's full of sweaters and comforters my grandma be knittin' for me. It's like a Yarn-valanche in there yo!

Dwight: A'ight man, dueces!
Yarn-valanche by Jedibean April 18, 2010

cat-valanche

To be pounced by multiple (more than two) cats simultaneously; to be E-pounced by more than two thread cat-owning posters.
"When I went over to Mrs. Chamber's house, I wasn't expecting to be cat-valanched by all her pets."

"When I signed up on the cat-lovers message board, I got cat-valanched by all the other posters."
cat-valanche by The Horn'd One April 18, 2009
Vizachero Is some who has a huge cock get all the hoes amazing at video games often a badass and if you know someone named vizachero he will be your best friend and most times really rich
I love my boyfriend he is such a vizachero
vizachero by Snicker dick September 15, 2020
A person who is a completely simple mat aka pala manda puta rata.
Puta Vilanova
You're so dumb, you look like s Vilanover
Vilanover by 2meu December 20, 2020