Yarn-valanche

a Yarn-valanche apparently consists of a veritable avalanche of yarn or other crocheted items. These could include anything from a knitted sweater, to a comfy blanket or even a simple ball of yarn.

Dwight: Hey man wanna go to Wawa and shoot craps in the alley way?

Gerald: Nah' man, I gotta clean out my closet. It's full of sweaters and comforters my grandma be knittin' for me. It's like a Yarn-valanche in there yo!

Dwight: A'ight man, dueces!

Yarn-valanche by Jedibean April 18, 2010

Yarnalanche 

/ˈyarnˌaˌlanCH/
Noun

A mass of yarn, falling rapidly down a shelf or other hiding place, usually onto the top of the owner's head.

What happens when you try to pull a particular color from the bottom of your yarn stash and a large quantity of yarn falls on your head, over the floor and in general making a mess.

For the yarn addicted of either the knit or crochet variety, yarnalanche is a serious issue, causing mayhem, mess and general disarray in crafting areas.

Yarnalanche by thecrochetcase May 27, 2013