Vilanch

A bullfrog sized double chin. Referencing comedic writer Bruce Vilanch's legendary neck fat.

This picture is horrible. I look like I have a huge vilanch.

by Luthgar January 1, 2012

Bruce Vilanched

to epically fail at a task or goal by an extremely stupid manner.

Kevin tried to do a donkfunkulous jump over the 20 foot wall blindfolded, but totally Bruce Vilanched and smashed his face then began to cry.

by Nevus March 2, 2009

mya'valanch

A "casper" word.

(myah-vuh-lanch)

When casper (or another cat/person) knocks something off a high place.

"Dude sorry that I caused that epic mya'valanch. But,you need to clean up you room, man."

by viethra April 28, 2009

Vianchi

Vianchi is... the most caring person in the world. When you don’t know him personally he just seems like the handsome kid who’s funny and gets all the girls, but then you get to know him and he wants nothing more than to love and support the right person. He is devishly handsome and could take your breath away just by looking at you. His name makes him sound like he would be good at soccer but he’s not. He’s kind of short but it’s okay. He is a very very very good kisser and he’s also very good at cuddling. He’s very fast and good at most sports. He also may fool you to be very tough and more of a bad boy, but really he is a cute little mommas boy. Don’t forget he’s super handsome. ;)

Mom: hey Vianchi! Can you come help me?
Vianchi: Anything for you mom!

by Vianchi is cool July 1, 2019

Yarn-valanche

a Yarn-valanche apparently consists of a veritable avalanche of yarn or other crocheted items. These could include anything from a knitted sweater, to a comfy blanket or even a simple ball of yarn.

Dwight: Hey man wanna go to Wawa and shoot craps in the alley way?

Gerald: Nah' man, I gotta clean out my closet. It's full of sweaters and comforters my grandma be knittin' for me. It's like a Yarn-valanche in there yo!

Dwight: A'ight man, dueces!

by Jedibean April 18, 2010

viranch

Viranch means love.

I love viranch

by Viranch is love February 21, 2023

cat-valanche

To be pounced by multiple (more than two) cats simultaneously; to be E-pounced by more than two thread cat-owning posters.

"When I went over to Mrs. Chamber's house, I wasn't expecting to be cat-valanched by all her pets."

"When I signed up on the cat-lovers message board, I got cat-valanched by all the other posters."

by The Horn'd One April 18, 2009