cat-valanche

To be pounced by multiple (more than two) cats simultaneously; to be E-pounced by more than two thread cat-owning posters.

"When I went over to Mrs. Chamber's house, I wasn't expecting to be cat-valanched by all her pets."

"When I signed up on the cat-lovers message board, I got cat-valanched by all the other posters."

cat-valanche by The Horn'd One April 18, 2009

catalanche 

When 2 or more cats run down a flight of stairs, causing a rumbling sound and knocking over everything in their path. This often due to excitement and/or food.

"What happened to you, James? You look like you got in a fight."

"No, no...I just got caught in a catalanche and was swept down the stairs."

catalanche by James Gerraughty August 18, 2007

cavalanche 

When a group of men circle another man and simultaneously jerkoff on him covering said man in their spooge , ergo a "cavalanche".

Ohhh crap did you hear about Harry? He passed out at the party, woke up and the next thing you know he was getting cavalanched!

cavalanche by Harrey November 18, 2014

The Catavalanche 

The act of a man lifting up his large, floppy abdominal pannus before receiving fellatio. Immediately after coitus he releases the sweaty mound and it collapses onto the face of the unsuspecting female while she is still attached to his flaccid member.

Jackie was always a fan of hookin up with the big fellas... until Ron decided to crush her face with the catavalanche.

The Catavalanche by The Slore January 11, 2011

carvalanche 

It's winter, it's been dumping all night, and you now have a foot of snow on the roof of your car. You're driving somewhere, hit the brakes, and all the snow on your roof slides forward and buries your windshield. You've just been hit with a carvalanche!

See also fenderberg.

Me: I was heading up to the mountain for first tracks, but some flatlander in an SUV cut me off and I had to hit the brakes.

Friend: Did it trigger a carvalanche?

Me: Totally! My windshield was BURIED!

carvalanche by Carlski December 12, 2008

canvalanche 

The sudden rush of falling cans when you pull one can out of the "fridge pack".

Dude... why are your beer cans are dented up?

Man... Yesterday when I grabbed a cold one... total "canvalanche". The whole 12-pack ended up on the kitchen floor.

canvalanche by Texasgirl1 April 1, 2009

catavalanche 

When a soundly sleeping cat suddenly falls off the top of a sofa or other piece of furniture.

We saw our sleeping cat slip down the front of the sofa in a catavalanche.

catavalanche by Girlygirl320 November 5, 2011