Bruce Vilanched

to epically fail at a task or goal by an extremely stupid manner.
Kevin tried to do a donkfunkulous jump over the 20 foot wall blindfolded, but totally Bruce Vilanched and smashed his face then began to cry.
by Nevus March 02, 2009
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seagully

a male masturbating and having an orgasm in his hand then throwing it into someone's face.
Jamie gave Kevin a seagully right in the eye. It was extremely donkfunkulous!
by Nevus March 09, 2009
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