Definitions by Nevus

seagully

a male masturbating and having an orgasm in his hand then throwing it into someone's face.

Jamie gave Kevin a seagully right in the eye. It was extremely donkfunkulous!

seagully by Nevus March 8, 2009

Merch

to epically fail at a task or goal by an extremely stupid manner.

Kevin tried to do a donkfunkulous jump over the 20 foot wall blindfolded, but totally Bruce Vilanched and smashed his face then began to cry.

Merch