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Coincide 

Literally: The act of murdering a coin
Methaphorically: wasting tons of money
Person 1: Hey, can you lend me 1$?
Person 2: Sorry, but I had to commit coincide for that new iPhone :/
Coincide by XDtheMeme December 19, 2021
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coincide 

"Me and left hand coincide in our closet"
coincide by MrLegenPatty May 19, 2016

Coincide 

To end the life of a coin.
Did you see the news? They finally got that guy on 3 counts of coincide.
Coincide by brudda123098 March 25, 2021

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coincidate 

Something that coincidentally coencides with something else.

E.g. markiplier Outlast 2 Part 6 minute 32
"I am in some sort of fugue state that just so hhhhHAPPENS... to coincidate with the actual world." -Markiplier Outlast 2.
coincidate by CareBear67 May 23, 2018

Coinsider 

Consider will become coinsider

Definition: Comteplate a decision by flipping a coin.
Can we order Chinese takeout for dinner tonight?

Sure, let me coinsider it.

korean coincidence 

a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.
Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.

Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.
korean coincidence by enderkin June 29, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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