moon waffle

moon waffle

When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.
Cory- 'Hey Austin, want a Moon Waffle?'
Austin- 'Sure'
by Tomicide December 31, 2004
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7-10 split

7 in the front, 10 in the back.
The Harlem Globe Trotters decided to give my mom the 7-10 split last night.
by Tomicide November 19, 2004
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The Banana Phone

When you stick you foot into someones vagina and then squeeze their uterus with your toes.
i cant feel my legs because my boyfriend Banana phone'd me last night
by Tomicide November 19, 2004
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The Vestible

i need a reason to commit suicide, lets visit the Vestibule!!
by Tomicide November 19, 2004
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safety dance

When two lumberjacks have anal sex with a condom, while wearing football pads, and with parental supervision.
I swear to batman, I saw Kenny give Austin the Safety Dance. His mom took pictures too. ^^
by Tomicide January 14, 2005
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the ball and socket

when you take ur mans penis and punch a nut!
my man wont disrespect me after i gave him the ol ball and socket.
by Tomicide November 19, 2004
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honeymoon

when a married couple spend their wedding night removing their pants and displaying thier asses to one another in a ritualistc fashion.
They said they found Jane on the recieving end of the Honeymoon when they found her dead do to anal suffication
by Tomicide December 12, 2004
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