moon waffle

moon waffle

When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.

Cory- 'Hey Austin, want a Moon Waffle?'
Austin- 'Sure'

by Tomicide December 31, 2004

7-10 split

7 in the front, 10 in the back.

The Harlem Globe Trotters decided to give my mom the 7-10 split last night.

by Tomicide November 19, 2004

The Banana Phone

When you stick you foot into someones vagina and then squeeze their uterus with your toes.

i cant feel my legs because my boyfriend Banana phone'd me last night

by Tomicide November 19, 2004

The Vestible

The Asshole of the internet

i need a reason to commit suicide, lets visit the Vestibule!!

by Tomicide November 19, 2004

safety dance

When two lumberjacks have anal sex with a condom, while wearing football pads, and with parental supervision.

I swear to batman, I saw Kenny give Austin the Safety Dance. His mom took pictures too. ^^

by Tomicide January 14, 2005

the ball and socket

when you take ur mans penis and punch a nut!

my man wont disrespect me after i gave him the ol ball and socket.

by Tomicide November 19, 2004

honeymoon

when a married couple spend their wedding night removing their pants and displaying thier asses to one another in a ritualistc fashion.

They said they found Jane on the recieving end of the Honeymoon when they found her dead do to anal suffication

by Tomicide December 12, 2004