Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Tomicide

safety dance

When two lumberjacks have anal sex with a condom, while wearing football pads, and with parental supervision.

I swear to batman, I saw Kenny give Austin the Safety Dance. His mom took pictures too. ^^

safety dance by Tomicide January 14, 2005

When you come up from behind and kick her vag till it bleeds!!

Oh shit son, you just armenian drop kick'd the mailman!

moon waffle

When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.

Cory- 'Hey Austin, want a Moon Waffle?'
Austin- 'Sure'

moon waffle by Tomicide December 30, 2004

When you blast off in a chick's mouth until she snorts it out her nose.

I'll obstruct yout legislative process! With my SEMEN!

filibuster by Tomicide December 15, 2004

when a married couple spend their wedding night removing their pants and displaying thier asses to one another in a ritualistc fashion.

They said they found Jane on the recieving end of the Honeymoon when they found her dead do to anal suffication

honeymoon by Tomicide December 11, 2004

when you fuck a bohemain chick in the anus till the brown falls out.

watch out when you do the bohemian mudslide, it gave me the clap!

When you stick you foot into someones vagina and then squeeze their uterus with your toes.

i cant feel my legs because my boyfriend Banana phone'd me last night