Verhicles
Cars that belong to people who believe they own the road, particularly the bit outside their property, that's actually a public road for anyone.
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mall assault vehicle
A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.
The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!
mall assault vehicle by kajoe October 20, 2006
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Vehicle whore
A derogatory gaming term, used to describe FPS players, mainly Battlefield players, who (almost) strictly play with vehicles, such as planes, jets, tanks, helicopters, and such.
These players tend to sit in the deploy menu or sit somewhere on the map, waiting for their favorite vehicle to be available.
These players tend to sit in the deploy menu or sit somewhere on the map, waiting for their favorite vehicle to be available.
Vehicle whore by Trionically November 8, 2022
Crossover Utility Vehicle
A vehicle type strongly based on the mini-van geared toward baby boomers and soccer moms who deny their natural aging and can not come to terms with owning a mini-van.
Crossover Utility Vehicle by Ersatz February 18, 2010
Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.)
anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.
Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007
Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle)
Any Type of Vehicle with Fred Durst, DMX, Redman and Methodman driving in it singing as loud as they can.
Kumar: Dude there's a fucking Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) down the block we should check it out.
Harold: I don't have time man, I've got too much work to take care of due in the office tomorrow.
Harold: I don't have time man, I've got too much work to take care of due in the office tomorrow.
Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) by neard2000 January 4, 2010
mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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