Venard

The scent of a man's over ripe crotch, most often exhibited after a sustained period of either strenuous activity or not bathing regularly.

The scent of venard after peeling off your underwear after a hard days work.

The smell of your underwear after a few days without showering.

Venard by shogun_dynasty November 9, 2010

vinard

The smell of sweary testicles. A combination of mustard and vinegar.

Kevin swiped the side of Steven's sack and it stunk of Vinard!

vinard by Chito1977 July 31, 2017

Vegardsexual 

people who are sexually attracted to hairless walls.

person A: hey, do you like that wall over there?
person B: no, it has hair, i prefer the one with no hair, and for it to be called Vegard. Because i am Vegardsexual.

Vegardsexual by Zyl_is_queer March 19, 2021

venandireducerephobia 

the fear of Jäger (an operator from the popular fps video game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege) being nerfed

Man that dude over there crying cause Jäger got nerfed has venandireducerephobia

venandireducerephobia by GhoulShinobi April 1, 2020

Vegard 

Vegard is simply the best person. Vagard carries this atmosphere of safeness. He is hygge™️. But then this calmness, this peace is surprisingly and beautifully balanced with this completely ridiculous humour. You know those people that are just crazy fun? Yeah Vegard is a name for them. A Vegard is crazy good looking. He has such a firm face and strong arms. When you see a Vegard all you really wanna do is jump in his arms. Also a Vegard can be quite silent or quiet, but when you really get to his heart, he doesn’t hide or hold back.

Vegard can be bad, a mafia, the best and like an “indianer”

You know that guy, you know, THAT guy?
Oh yeah, Vegard?
Yeah, Vegard..
*Breaths in; relaxes*

Vegard by Thagoodandthebadallinone October 10, 2018

Vegard 

Vegard is the definition of awesomeness.
The word Vegard could be used as a noun in the Norwegian language.
A person named Vegard is totaly awsome, and often very handsome

The name Vegard derives from old Norse, and it means someone who is protecting his family and friends.

"I did something really cool last night, it was so Vegard"

"Ohmygawd, that Vegard is so handsome, if he even looks at me, I'll totaly faint"
"I would give my right arm just to stay one night with him"

Vegard by Awsomenezz December 26, 2008

Vernard

Vernard is one of the sweetest guys you could meet. He’s beyond compassionate and caring. He puts everything he has into his work and passions, making him bound to be successful. Sometimes he forgets how great he is, but he always bounces back. He also doesn’t realize how handsome he is. His eyes are the sweetest and his smile is the brightest, but he has a hard time seeing that. He’s somebody you want by your side always, and you’d be lucky to have him. He also answers to the name “VARENARDT” (must say aggressively though).

Me: Good morning

Vernard: Hi :)
Me: Awww :)

Vernard by baAabeyyy April 2, 2019