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Vegardsexual 

people who are sexually attracted to hairless walls.
person A: hey, do you like that wall over there?
person B: no, it has hair, i prefer the one with no hair, and for it to be called Vegard. Because i am Vegardsexual.
Vegardsexual by Zyl_is_queer March 19, 2021
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Vegansexual 

A vegan who refuses to have sexual relations with a non-vegan.
"I'm attracted to you, Jerry, but we just can't have sex. I'm
vegansexual, and I saw you eating chicken at Louie's house last week."
Vegansexual by A*Raye January 1, 2009
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vegansexual 

Vegan people who will only have sexual intercourse with other vegans
He is a vegansexual
vegansexual by CloFri March 7, 2018

vegansexual 

Extremely compassionate, passionate, and sexy people who engage in sexual activities with people don't consume animals or anything that comes from an animal. They believe that engaging in sexual activities with omnivores is hypocritical, especially since they live to keep their bodies' free of all and any animal biproducts; which are technically in any omnivore's bodily secretions.
Wow, since you are a vegansexual, you look almost good enough to eat!
vegansexual by toughtofu August 25, 2008

vegansexual 

The vegan equivalent of those who refuse to have sexual relations with cannibals, nazis, and serial killers.
Sorry mouth-breather I'm not interested in sex with any corps-breath, be they human or animal remains. Also your meathead BO smells like sewage. See I'm a vegansexual, and also a non-serial-killer-sexual. Sorry bout that.
vegansexual by peteGrug December 29, 2007

Vegasexual 

A vegan person that would never in life share bed with someone who eat meat
Yo Marissa is a vegasexual, my cousin Colby tried to get her in bed and she dumped him right after she asked him what’s his fave food.
Vegasexual by Dis Milf May 7, 2018

vegasexual 

pronounced vej-a-sex-u-al

someone who has intercourse with vegtables
ur a vegasexual man thts desgusting
vegasexual by pinkney April 22, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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