Veler

A verb. To veler someone is to lovingly destroy. Some would say it is when someone wakes from a deep slumber with a fiery soul, ready to make enemies forget that denny’s grand slam used to cost only $1.99 as their pants are pulled down to expose dirty underpants.

Stan: “was that guy crying?”

John: “yeah he was velered this morning”

Stan: “veler is a badass.”