Vegenus

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A vegenus is someone with a penis and a vagina. Not to be confused with a sheman, they just use strap-ons. Vegenus's are able to fuck themselves if their dick will wrap around and go into their vagina. Vengenus's are also able to fuck eachother.

Man: You ready, babe?
Lady: Oh yeah.
*pulls down her pants*
Man: Oh Shit!! What the hell is that?
Lady: WHAT!?
Man: THAT!
Lady: OH! That's my vegenus.

Vegenus by saints69 November 4, 2010

Words you can keep

vegenous

Vegetarian; more likely to eat a diet of vegetables than a diet of meat.

All my life, I've been vegenous, and my wife is carnivorous. Dinner at our house is interesting! lol

vegenous by talk2me-JCH2 April 19, 2021

Related Words

Vegenus • vagenus • veenus • Veenushan • Vegenis • Vagenus Flytrap • vegebus • vegenous • Vegensexual • veginus

vagenus

noun. the region of a woman's anatomy encompassing both the vagina and anus, and all additional parts betwixt

For those who enjoy performing both cunnilingus and analingus, the vagenus is a banquet of pleasures for the palate.

vagenus by Dragon Prince December 13, 2007

vegebus

Noun. The school bus used by severely handicapped students who are often in a vegetative state. It is commonly equipped with very darkly tinted windows and an industrial size wheelchair lift.

Synonyms: short bus, bus with tinted windows, handicap bus

I figured Joe's sister was a little slow but I didn't know she rode the vegebus in high school!

vegebus by FergusonTO35 November 24, 2010

veginus

A penis and vagina cross

A male and female crossed genitals called veginus

veginus by Dman21 June 12, 2007

Vegenis

A vagina that has a penis coming out of the peehole. It usually represents a transsexual

Oh damn girl. U got a vegenis? well, i'm bi. Good for me

Vegenis by thatasianguywithtits August 2, 2010

Vegenis

(Veg-e-nis)

A vegetable that resembles a penis.

Sally stop laughing at the carrot vegenis!

Vegenis by breh vity December 26, 2017

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026