Vegensexual

Somebody who is only attracted to fruit and vegetables.

Dude: Damn
Dudette: What?
Dude: That's one fine asparagus.. 🤤💦🍑🍆

Dude is attracted to the asparagus because he vegensexual.

by clarissa.5701 May 25, 2018

Vegansexual

A vegan who refuses to have sexual relations with a non-vegan.

"I'm attracted to you, Jerry, but we just can't have sex. I'm
vegansexual, and I saw you eating chicken at Louie's house last week."

by A*Raye January 1, 2009

vegansexual

Vegan people who will only have sexual intercourse with other vegans

He is a vegansexual

by CloFri March 7, 2018

vegansexual

Extremely compassionate, passionate, and sexy people who engage in sexual activities with people don't consume animals or anything that comes from an animal. They believe that engaging in sexual activities with omnivores is hypocritical, especially since they live to keep their bodies' free of all and any animal biproducts; which are technically in any omnivore's bodily secretions.

Wow, since you are a vegansexual, you look almost good enough to eat!

by toughtofu August 25, 2008

vegesexual

Prefering partners with vegetarian or vegan lifestyles.

I could never kiss a carnivor, I'm vegesexual.

by l337iNQ August 4, 2007

vegansexual

The vegan equivalent of those who refuse to have sexual relations with cannibals, nazis, and serial killers.

Sorry mouth-breather I'm not interested in sex with any corps-breath, be they human or animal remains. Also your meathead BO smells like sewage. See I'm a vegansexual, and also a non-serial-killer-sexual. Sorry bout that.

by peteGrug December 29, 2007

Vegisexual

noun: one who engages in sexual intercourse exclusively with vegetables.

Developed after the great "Fag-Hag" incident of December 2004.

He doesn't like girls, guys, or small furry animals... He's a vegisexual!

by Niah January 28, 2005