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Term for the penus and vagina. Usually to symbolize transvestite with both organs.
I don't think I'd do her, she has a vagenus, you know.
Vagenus by CallMeKenzi May 5, 2009
Brad: Hey look, Carrie has a vagenus!
Carrie: No I don't! Okay... maybe I do. It's just because I got a sexual transplant or you can call it a transgender surgery. It wasn't supposed to be half coochee, half wiener. I had to get the surgery because I was born with a wiener and I couldn't live with it. It's so hard to pee. Those dang Asians messed me up. I had to pay 6.5 million dollars for this dang surgery. I'm so embarrassed.
vagenus by floopy765 February 27, 2008
The combination of vagina and uterus, which is what women use to rule the world.
Bobby: "Kyle this girl keeps calling me Billy and won't stop".

Kyle: "It's because she has a vagenus."
Bobby: "Oh ok. I get it now."
Vagenus by KYLEHARRIS24 January 8, 2010
Dammit, vagenus is taking us to another scam
Vagenus by peeshan May 18, 2024

Vagenus Flytrap

A vagina that is fully shaven, except for the edges of the lips.
Person 1: was it good?

Person 2: nah dude she had a vagenus flytrap
Vagenus Flytrap by Champion Gungus February 1, 2022
1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital
1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"
vagenis by junja1234 July 12, 2009