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Someone with whom you have a one-night stand.
"Are you going to see him again?"
"Nah, he's a banquet (bang-quit)."
Banquet by terrahdez May 21, 2018
One of Bloc Party's first hit songs that helped them become famous.
Whoa man did you listen to Banquet when you were blazed last night??? Hell yah dude it was freaking amazing
Banquet by Aliens October 31, 2007
a partner who serves up moments of joy, laughter, and understanding, carefully crafting a menu of love and support; a person who is a a feast of companionship and adventure, delighting the senses of their beloved
I ain't a snack and I ain't no entree. I am banquet!
banquet by Thelly July 2, 2023

banquet meal 

Wingsofredemption's favorite food besides Wendy's chili
"Did you see the Wing's stream last night?"
"Yeah, he spent over half an hour consuming a banquet meal!"
banquet meal by TonightImAwake March 26, 2023

Banquet Beast 

a person who has breached the borders of Festively Plump and has taken it upon themselves to demolish a dinner fit for a King. This results in the person being somewhat of a FAT FUCKA
Guy 1: oi check out that Banquet Beast!
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT THAT IS ONE HUGE MAMA
Banquet Beast by Howie2day April 6, 2010

Banquet Beer 

The elixir of life. It's persistent and set in its ways. Word has it that it was first discovered in Golden Colorado in 1873 by a guy named Molson. It's been consumed by many, but only consumed properly by the Nukkas.
Nuk 1: Fuck I feel sick.

Nuk 2: Ay be cool nuk, just drink this Banquet Beer.

Nuk1: Thanks, I feel much better.
Banquet Beer by Anonymous Nuk December 16, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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