Vampiric

The tendency to be lazy and hate the sun.

person 1: "Oh my god, the sun is so bright! I think ill just go back to bed."

person 2: "Oh, please. . . stop being so vampiric and go to school."

by Vita Mintoya February 1, 2010

Vampiric

The art of being a whore for the purples in the online MMORPG World of Warcraft. Doing anything necessary and available to become "King Shit" in Arenas.

1.) Looks like hes pulling a "Vampiric" again.

by Jason Durand November 8, 2007

Vampiric

The art of being a whore for the purples in the online MMORPG World of Warcraft. Doing anything necessary and available to become "King Shit" in Arenas.

1.) Looks like hes pulling a "Vampiric" again.

by Jason Durand November 8, 2007

vampiric irrigation

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.

Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.

by gs1994 March 2, 2009

Vampiric Suck And Fuck

When you suck on someone's penis and then lightly bite it to draw blood and let the blood cover his cock and then he penetrates your anus and uses the blood as lubricant

Want a vampiric suck and fuck

by TheKumquatKid January 13, 2021

Vampiric Cunnilingus

The act of preforming oral sex on a memeber of the female gender, while she is on her period.

Guy 1: I just went down on my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Why is there blood all over your mouth?

Guy 1: It was Vampiric Cunnilingus

by Sgwaggle July 1, 2017

Vampiric Appreciation

Vampiric Appreciation: When someone stays around you to suck the positive energy out of you while simultaneously creeping you out and ripping you off.

`Wow, she stole all their Facebook Art Posts, blocked them and posted it as their own.. Classic Vampiric Appreciation...` `Yeah, totally...

by Jay Springshare January 26, 2020