vampirony

1. n. Irony, but only for vampires.

Dude, Bill was turned into a vampire last night.

What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.

That is some irony for you.

You mean, vampirony, don't you?

I hate you so much right now.

vampirony by picc285 May 8, 2019

Vampiring 

To perform cunnilingus while the receiver is on their period, like how a vampire sucks blood. This act, if performed right, can be a very erotic experience and can even get rid of stress and menstrual pain!!

Fred: Yo! Where in da hell were you last night??
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!

Vampiring by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 3, 2021

Vagirony 

When an average looking man picks up the most beautiful girl at the party, only to get her home and find that her penis is bigger than his.

Joe: Dude, did you see who Bill left with?
Dude: You mean that tranny Jill?
Joe:Jill is a tranny?
Dude: Yes, and Bill is in for a serious case of vagirony.

Vagirony by tkast68 January 10, 2012

Vampirologist 

A person that researches, studies, and discusses vampires in both the fictional and real world and the trends that follow them.

"Susan was a vampirologist. She was teaching a lecture course at UCLA starting in the fall featuring the interpretations of several horror novels, including Dracula and Carmilla."

Vampirologist by J. Murphy December 18, 2005

vampirity

A quality of a vampire.

Such as: awesomeness, coolness, a nibbler, HOTness, orrr freakin sexy teeth!

I'm sooo attracted to your vampirity!

You got me high on your vampirity.

vampirity by bodaciousweather March 26, 2009

Vampireny 

A horny vampire. (VAMPIRE + horNY). Used to describe a person who is horny 24*7 and who sleeps during the day and is active during the night... Often appearing as normal people, they can be distinguished by their reluctance to engage in any physical activity during the day, their pale skin color, and the difference in the amount of muscles in their hands.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, u r all wrong! It's a vampireny!

U can say that the Count Jackula is a vampireny.

Vampireny by crastard April 25, 2009

VampireNinjaKitty 

a creature who has the powers of a vampire, hides and kicks butt like a ninja, and is a cute a little kitty

That cute little VampireNinjaKitty just sucked your blood and kicked your butt!

VampireNinjaKitty by kiba234 June 24, 2008