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Valtýr is complete orgasm in your right heel. It can only be induced by using a computer keyboard, and sticking it up your anus.
Valtýr was also an old nordic lady who flashed her boobs at everyone that came by.
I just got a Valtýr last night, it was amazing! It came into my body just as my arrived.
Valtýr by mjöll barðdal August 9, 2012
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Valyrebonics 

Valyrebonics — linguistic variant of Valyrian spoken by the Black members of the Targaryen family. Black Targaryens had no dragons; because of this, built their own wealth and power base through maritime power.

Their mother tongue was influenced and modified through contact with other cultures through trade. Already a linguistically rich, language, Valyrian acquired additional “flava” through cultural diffusion.

The Valyrebonics idiom “flava” is an example of the acquired richness. Of the language. “Flava” is a metaphorical commemoration of the spice trade facilitated by the Black Targaryens. As spices make foods richer; cultural diffusion makes languages richer.

Beautiful and provocative poetry was written in Valyrebonics and it would become a major cultural influenced for the music, dance, and styles of succeeding centuries. Prophetic books were which foretold the coming of Black King Barrak Hussien; a stylish Black Warrior named Mace; a Brown hero named Morales who had the human proportional strength and agility of a spider; a dusky storyteller who would revolutionize visual storytelling; and a beautiful queen that could only be owned if you could put a ring on her finger — a beautiful image in Valyrebonics, the word for word literal English translation would be “ice her finger”.

These prophecies were all considered very controversial by speakers of “classical” Valyreian.
As Valyrebonics evolved into its on sophisticated and widely spoken language of commerce, it could be more easily spoken by non-Targaryens. And yet, it was difficult for speakers of “Classical Targaryens” to understand because of its use of colorful linguistic imagery that was figurative and not literal; and because of many loan words that entered the language from other cultures.

The classic example sited is the phrase “ice her finger” which in Valyrebonics means: “to offer an expensive jeweled ring;”; and, NOT “a temperature treatment designed to slow the spread of Gray Scale in its early stages” as would be implied by the same phrase in Classical Valyrian.
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Valyrianlocks 

Hair style adopted by Black Valyrians after meeting the people of Naath — an Island in the Summer Seas located off the coast of Sothoryos.

Naath and the culture of Sothoryos can be paralleled to the similarities between India to Srī Lanka.

The peaceful and festive Naath saw the ships and the Black crewmen in their harbors and greeted them like kings from their legends by honorifically adorning their hair with oils and shells as a greeting.

The resulting hairstyle was the prototypical Valyrianlocks.

It is said: The Seven Gods created man; but, the Black Valyrians created style. After they left The Summer Isles, the y continued to wear their hair in locks.

The Naath were intrigued by the hair color and length of Valyrian hair — although the texture was the same. Valyrians were intrigued by the skin color they shared with the Naath. It is reasonably believed that there is an untold story about their connection.

In addition to giving the Valyrians honorific hairstyles, the Naath also gave the Black Valyrians both smokable and edible herbs that expanded consciousness and caused visions. They also gave them the lavender dye that became foundational to their flags and royal clothing.

Lavender was a signifier of how far and how widely the Valyrians had traveled and traded as a sea fairing people.
Valyrianlocks are worn to signify royal blood, a connection to the ancestors, and to facilitate communion with higher levels of consciousness. The can be compared to the dreadlocks of our world.

Valkyrae 

Valkyrae (Rachel/ Rae)

An underrated streamer that makes amazing content. Often plays with Pokimane , Alexia Raye or TSM Chica. Valkyrae never fails to make you laugh
Person 1: Have you seen Valkyrae's videos?
Person 2: No, who's that
Person 1: Oh just the most amazing person you'll ever watch
Person 2: oh, I'll go check her channel out!
Person 1: Don't forget to use code valkyraexd
Valkyrae by The_fifth_marauder March 24, 2019

Valkyrie Profile 

A game made by Enix for PS one. It includes voices and graphics. A remake of the game was made for PSP.
"Whatcha doing to-day?"

"Playing Valkyrie Profile"

"Awsome"
Valkyrie Profile by Domiblue January 13, 2008

valkyraid 

When co-owner of 100 thieves Valkyrae raids one of her friends.
chat: VALKYRAID

sykkuno: wow thanks for the raid rae!
valkyraid by jodi supremacy April 15, 2021

Valkyrae 

Valkyrae or Rachel Hofstetter is a youtube streamer who average 40k people per stream and 1M on videos. She has a very fun and exciting streams who play games such as among us, minecraft, valorant and many more. she often plays with pokimane, sykkuno, disguised toast and many other streamers. She is also in the esports content house called 100 thieves but also is very close with all the members in offline tv and offline tv & friends. Her recent award is at teh game awards as content creator of the year 2020
Me : Hey have you seen valkyrae’s recent stream
u : oh i havent, ill check it out later
me : okayy dont forget to subscribe and become a member

u : okayyy
Valkyrae by asimpforstreamers February 11, 2021
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