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A hybrid created by the sexual union of a control freak egomaniac who trusts no one and a retarded uptight uncommunicative dissatisfied fat Marxist Lennonist germ-a-phobe who hates everything. The progeny of which develops into a retarded untrusting controlling egomaniac that’s is never satisfied , rarely speaks except to complain about a society that he is really unappreciative of.
The Lund mated with a chepa sucio who later gave birth to a Valtard .
Valtard by Doogie Robertson February 24, 2008
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Someone who worships covid mRNA shots religiously. These people called for the persecution of people who didn’t take the shot and signed their babies up to be in big pharma experiments. They tend to be low IQ liberal NPCs who think politicians and big pharma have their best interest in mind.
VaxTard : “1 am fully vaccinated and boosted, and I just tested positive for covid 19. I am grateful for the protection my vaccines continue to provide”
Vaxtard by Gigachad69911 July 1, 2022
Someone who naively believes that the COVID vaccines are the ultimate cure and will make COVID disappear. Despite the fact that these vaccines are entirely experimental and are seeing a rapid decline in efficiency over time. Vaxtards are also typically liberals who watch fake news media 24/7, use Google for researching, and believe anything that corrupt medical elites say on TV. They also get extremely butthurt when someone raises objections towards the COVID vaccines.
Vaxtard: Don't wait. Save lives today by getting a COVID vaccine. It's not about freedom. It's about making the right choices.
Normal person: These vaccines were rushed and they're experimental. Will the makers face any liability if I get hurt?
Vaxtard: Wah wah waaaahhhh!!! AnTi-VaXxEr!!!!!!!!
Vaxtard by RealJason September 11, 2021
Celsius is a vagtard.
Vagtard by anto_capone October 1, 2010
Anyone suffering from obvious cognitive dissonance in regards to vaccine safety. They are incapable of logical thought on the subject, unable to change their opinion when it is soundly proven wrong. This is known as being vaxtarded.
If you do everything the government tells you to and then beg for more DNA abuse from the jews you are fully vaxtarded.
I dumped my girlfriend she is such a fucking vaxtard; she got 4 jabs!!
Vaxtard by Fauci Del Morte July 26, 2021
a van driver who drives like a retarded idiot.
hey dad look at that vantard!
vantard by alex December 6, 2003
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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