Valkyrie

From Old Norse. Literally means "Choosers of the slain." Disir who at Odin or Freyja's command, select the most heroic warriors on the battlefield to die and conduct their souls through the Underworld to Asgard. (They also lead people who have died from other causes other than violent death on the path to Valhalla. They are psycho pomps.) Once there, they serve mead to those who have become Einherjar.

Often seen as riding wild wolves, or in some accounts soaring though the air like a raven scavenging for souls; Valkyries are beautiful shieldmaidens armed with helmets and spears. Although beautiful, they are war-like. Names of Valkyries often mean 'raging', 'shrieking', 'screaming', etc...

See Asatru, Heathen, Odinism

If you see a Valkyrie, it means only one thing, you're going to die.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Valkyrie

A female Wingman, specifically helping male friends get the ladies.

Valkyrie: Alright James, totally gonna go to the bar and we're gonna get you laid tonight.

by i.p.friely September 22, 2011

Valkyrie

The 3rd unlocked dark troop in Clash of Clans.

I need 5 max Valkyries in my cc dude.

by BirchTree1205 May 10, 2020

Valkyrie

A variable fighter made from recovered alien technology used to defend the SDF-1 and its crew.

oh no, kakizaki's valkyrie was shot down!

by sahntoki October 05, 2008

Valkyrie

A whore who thinks she is the best person on the planet earth you strives to be better than anyone she meets and also is everyone's bitch. She may treat you like shit and have the bitchiest attitude to you than literally anyone you will meet. she is a whore who literally talks to everyone and doesn't even care about her boyfriend. she is a complete bitch no one should be friends with them because they will treat you like shit and you will just want to hit them.

whore, bitch, slut, cunt, terrible person, all have a thing in common: Valkyrie

by rosebubbles1234 May 08, 2019

Valkyrie

A Valkyrie is a pledge to Lucifer who is a first hand killer and a Satanist. The song "Ride of the Valkyries" by Richard Wagner exemplifies the definition of a Valkyrie.

The army of disgusting Valkyrie soldiers was made up of people who were pitch black (not in race).

by ScienceBurt March 06, 2020

valkyrie

One of the virginal women in Norse Mythology who searched the battlefields for the souls of dead men fit to become einherjar (pronounced ine-hair-ee-are), which were then taken up to Valhalla (the equivalent of heaven) and trained to fight in the battle of Ragnarok (equivalent of apocalypse). Also served wine and food to the einherjar in the great hall.

by Dottina (a proud, patriotic American) June 04, 2003