valtrex
A medical substance that is consumed while in the phases of Herpes that improves your life by allowing you to go mountain climbing and handgliding without the worries of an outbreak in your genital area.
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Valtrex
The evil 3-headed king of the Gorlon Nebula, feared by many and known throughout the universe as the primary reason for global warming.
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Valtrex Boy
Valtrex Boy by JohnKnee March 21, 2008
valtexa
he valtexa over him
valtree
A very large breasted woman. Best of all valerie's. Direct descendent of a famous WHITE jazz musician. Loves her boobs more than anything. Loves the cock. All her friends think and want her to be a lesbian but she refuses. Loves Boobs, All boobs, big boobs, little boobs, black boobs, white boobs, all boobs.
valtex
Fucking internet gangster, pro at Fortnite, loves the --random-agent --batch "if you know what i mean" spends fuckton time on memes instead of school.
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valtex by johnpythonparser November 20, 2021
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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