valtrex

A medical substance that is consumed while in the phases of Herpes that improves your life by allowing you to go mountain climbing and handgliding without the worries of an outbreak in your genital area.

Herpes has affected my life for over 10 years now but after I found "valtrex" I am now able to trick people into having unprotected sex with me while ontop of the himalayan mountains.

by MichFace July 11, 2005

Valtrex

The evil 3-headed king of the Gorlon Nebula, feared by many and known throughout the universe as the primary reason for global warming.

I'm just so scared of King Valtrex!

Man, I hate global warming! Damn you, Valtrex!

by Mikenator January 14, 2008

Valtrex Boy

A married male that gets herpes from a female in medical-sales and passes the herpes to his wife.

It's a bird, It's a Wayne, It's VALTREX BOY!

by JohnKnee March 21, 2008

valtexa

WWE wrestling move created by a teenager in 2020

he valtexa over him

by vrettttt September 18, 2021

Valerexo

Valerexo, is a roblox major bypass owner. Previously owned Project CVN, And made his own server, (Valerexo's Discord) Besides that he's a faggot and he likes Cheese Pizza...

"You know that Valerexo faggot? He fucking banned me off of the discord for saying,"Where's the bypasses?" "

by Valerexo January 29, 2019

valtree

A very large breasted woman. Best of all valerie's. Direct descendent of a famous WHITE jazz musician. Loves her boobs more than anything. Loves the cock. All her friends think and want her to be a lesbian but she refuses. Loves Boobs, All boobs, big boobs, little boobs, black boobs, white boobs, all boobs.

“Hey look at those tits on that valtree”
“I wish my boobs were as big as valree’s”

by Josephry April 5, 2008

valtex

Fucking internet gangster, pro at Fortnite, loves the --random-agent --batch "if you know what i mean" spends fuckton time on memes instead of school.

valtex cheeseburger

by johnpythonparser November 20, 2021