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Valparaiso University 

A small, private university in the midwest that is acknowledged for its academic rigor. It is this level of academic rigor that attracts intelligent, usually introverted, school-loving students.
Sam: Did you decide on Valparaiso University or University of Michigan?

Matt: Valparaiso.

Sam: Why are you going there?

Matt: Because I love school and do not care for interacting with other humans.

Valparaiso country club

The finest country club in all of northwest Indiana. It has one of the most beautiful golf courses in the country kept up by arguably the greatest groundscrew of all time.
I’m going to play a round of eighteen at Valparaiso Country Club

valpo vision

Seeing everyone as more beautiful because you spend all your time at Valparaiso University with all the ugly people.
All those jerks from high school are a lot better looking now that I have Valpo vision.
valpo vision by Sam & ASH November 10, 2007
Little school not known for much. There are very nice people there and occasional parties.
"Hey, can you find anything to do?"

"No, stupid, we're in Valpo"

"Well, let's just be friendly and drink a very little!!!"

"DA BOMB!!!!!"
valpo by Joe Palus March 13, 2008
What local people call the City of Valparaiso, Indiana.
"Hey Sam; you heading up to Valpo this weekend to party?"
Valpo by James "Warbux" Ivan April 30, 2008