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A small, private university in the midwest that is acknowledged for its academic rigor. It is this level of academic rigor that attracts intelligent, usually introverted, school-loving students.
Sam: Did you decide on Valparaiso University or University of Michigan?
Matt: Valparaiso.
Sam: Why are you going there?
Matt: Because I love school and do not care for interacting with other humans.
Matt: Valparaiso.
Sam: Why are you going there?
Matt: Because I love school and do not care for interacting with other humans.
by TrappedAtVU July 29, 2012
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