valparaiso

it is a tourist city in Chile but very dangerous and poor,
beweare the dogs they will bite you!!

-we are arriving in Valparaiso so keep your watch in your pocket and have some beer with the locals

by pablo bvs September 11, 2006

valparaiso

A small town with much diversity. Excellent school corporation. Much money in the neighborhood, includes prestigious neighborhoods such as aberdeen, shorewood, and many others. Overall nice place to live.

"valparaiso is the nicest place, and everyone is humble about their money and accepts everyone, not cocky like many other places with money, our neighborhoods can easily have gates, but we choose not to, cause we're simply not like that."

by Chubacka May 10, 2006

Valparaiso

A white city in Indiana. Very white. Also, straight. Their flag has a church on it because of all the churches. Hell, even the university has a goddamn church!

Basically if you're not white, rich, straight, cis, law-abiding, and generally a cookie-cutter professional they hate you. Hell, for awhile even in 2010 there was a giant swastika in the entrance to the city.

Valparaiso is a hellhole

by Ihmisen March 05, 2011

Valparaiso

It has many luxury neighborhoods, like Shorewood, or there are dumps like Salt Creek Commons. But they have decent schools and have decent enough people, I guess.

In Valparaiso we also call it Valpo, because we are to lazy to say the rest of the name!

by Salt Creek Liver January 11, 2011

Valparaiso

A Jesuit word for a Nun's vagina.

Dan: do you think that Nun has ever used that thing?
James: what thing?
Dan: her puss
James: oh, you mean her Valparaiso...probably not.

by db_54 March 21, 2015

Valparaiso University

A small, private university in the midwest that is acknowledged for its academic rigor. It is this level of academic rigor that attracts intelligent, usually introverted, school-loving students.

Sam: Did you decide on Valparaiso University or University of Michigan?

Matt: Valparaiso.

Sam: Why are you going there?

Matt: Because I love school and do not care for interacting with other humans.

by TrappedAtVU July 29, 2012

Valparaiso Viking

the act shaving a woman's private areas and gluing them to a mans face.

"Wow look at the beard on Jim!"
"no, i gave him a Valparaiso viking last night"

by thafuq November 06, 2014