valpo

Little school not known for much. There are very nice people there and occasional parties.

"Hey, can you find anything to do?"

"No, stupid, we're in Valpo"

"Well, let's just be friendly and drink a very little!!!"

"DA BOMB!!!!!"

valpo by Joe Palus March 13, 2008

Valpo

What local people call the City of Valparaiso, Indiana.

"Hey Sam; you heading up to Valpo this weekend to party?"

Valpo by James "Warbux" Ivan April 30, 2008

valpo vision

Seeing everyone as more beautiful because you spend all your time at Valparaiso University with all the ugly people.

All those jerks from high school are a lot better looking now that I have Valpo vision.

valpo vision by Sam & ASH November 10, 2007

Valpo Flop 

A form of performance anxiety experienced by graduates of mid tier colleges upon entering a high stress performance based environment.

"Every time I try to record myself I get the Valpo Flop sweats"

Valpo Flop by Maxx Volume March 12, 2025

Valorie 

Valorie is smart, funny, and caring. She is always thinking of others, never of herself. She is selfless, and has the biggest heart ever. Just don't get on her bad side. She will make you pay if you do. She loves hard and cares even harder. She is also a beatiful girl. She has the prettiest smile and the sexiest body. She also carries an innocence about her that appeals to others. Valorie is the epitome of someone you would want by your side. Always.

"You seen Valorie?"
"Yes, she is so sweet, and caring."

"I need to get a girl like Valorie."

Valorie by VGirlWal January 10, 2017

Valorizz

When a person has the ability to woo a girl in the video game Valorant.

My boy Gio got so many bitches in Valorant... He got that Valorizz.

Valorizz by carliscash November 12, 2022

hop on valorant 

A slang term frequently used by gays to request rough anal sex

Joe: Hey man can you hop on valorant?
Jeff: sure 😏😏

hop on valorant by Xx_cocksucker69420_xx February 24, 2021