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vagected 

(v) female version of a cockblock
also: vagection
Mary: Did you get with Chris last night?
Kim: No, Tanya was there all night...i totally got vagected.
vagected by risa1068 April 23, 2009
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Vagected 

(v.) female version of cockblock.
I wanted to get with him so bad, but then his mom came in the room. I was totally vagected.
Vagected by e-big April 23, 2009

Vagected  

The female version of being cock blocked.
We were majorly vagected when my roommate wouldn't leave the room last night.
Vagected by Sigg3 April 23, 2009

Vagception 

Being used or under the control of a girl or girlfriend by the use of her vag. Sometimes men will get vagcepted by a girlfriend and lose site of there true friends, mainly there bros, and think its love or are in love.
Colin: "Yo what ever happened to our friend Jim, I havent seen him in years?"

Ryan: "O man you didn't hear, he has a bad case of vagception."

Colin: "Fucking vagception, what a little bitch."
Vagception by PseudonymEvilTwin January 30, 2014

Vagception

Like a dream within a dream, a vag in a vag. Woman puts a pocket pussy in her real vagina and receives penetrative sex. Presumably shes filled up by the large toy and can hardly feel her partner while he enjoys her and the pocket pussy at once.
Lets vagception tonight
Vagception by Littlepecker September 9, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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