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vagected 

(v) female version of a cockblock
also: vagection
Mary: Did you get with Chris last night?
Kim: No, Tanya was there all night...i totally got vagected.
vagected by risa1068 April 23, 2009
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Vagected 

(v.) female version of cockblock.
I wanted to get with him so bad, but then his mom came in the room. I was totally vagected.
Vagected by e-big April 23, 2009

Vagected  

We were majorly vagected when my roommate wouldn't leave the room last night.
Vagected by Sigg3 April 23, 2009

Vagception 

Being used or under the control of a girl or girlfriend by the use of her vag. Sometimes men will get vagcepted by a girlfriend and lose site of there true friends, mainly there bros, and think its love or are in love.
Colin: "Yo what ever happened to our friend Jim, I havent seen him in years?"

Ryan: "O man you didn't hear, he has a bad case of vagception."

Colin: "Fucking vagception, what a little bitch."
Vagception by PseudonymEvilTwin January 30, 2014

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026