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Short for 'vagina inept'

Meaning: Someone who is impaired with any activity involving the vagina.
Rosie: I Can't get this tampon in, I fail at life :(
Mary: Bitch, you're so vaginept it's not funny.

Llama: Which part is the clitoris again?
Jane: Damn Llama you are vaginept.
vaginept by Loadx November 10, 2008

Vaginester 

Figurative language, meant for someone whom a person detests

ie:A stupid bitch. A whore, slut, skank, etc.
Steph: Do you know that girl CoCo?

Chunks: Ewww! she's a fucking vaginester!
Vaginester by xXcHuNk$Xx June 22, 2009

vaginephrine

a synthetic hormone that is injected to a male friend to counteract vagaphalactic shock. Instantly returns subject to state of 'not being a pussy'.
Foreman was quickly deterioating into vagaphalactic shock when his girlfriend called and asked him to come home early from his poker game. Luckily we were able to hit him with 200cc of vaginephrine before his balls completely shrunk to oblivion.
vaginephrine by mike mike May 15, 2006

vaginetta 

A woman who steals another woman's boyfriend purely to have sex with him and to enhance her own ego.
I wouldn't introduce your boyfriend to her. She's a vaginetta for sure.
vaginetta by bagitbabe October 9, 2008

vaginette 

that midget has a wet vaginette
vaginette by Rwsinger October 11, 2008

Vagincept 

Someone who cock-blocks on multiple occasions, either on purpose or for bad timing.
My roommate keeps showing up just as I'm getting somewhere, the vagincept.
Vagincept by Monkey Salad January 25, 2011