limpdick 

A male that cannot get an erection

"so were there all ready to go and he turns into a fukin limpdick"

limpdick by WalkieCamoKurtie July 1, 2006

limpdick 

noun- someone who is going through a hardtime, or is just pissed off.
syn- butthurt

Jon (walks up with a sad face)
Mitch- yo jonny why you all limpdick rite now?
Jon- ahh man i just found out my women cheated on my ass

limpdick by Dreesey January 15, 2007

limpdick 

when someone trys to have sex and can't get hard

Julia "coty lets have sex "
coty "okay juilia, shoot i cant get hard"
julia " aww coty you have limpdick
coty" poop youre right"

limpdick by penisrocket June 28, 2009

limpdick 

n. a person who has no personal beliefs, strengths nor is he willing to take a stand for any cause.
v.t. limpdicking...the practice of having no personal strengths or beliefs.

Bill Clinton is a limpdick because he vacillates in ideology depending upon popular consensus and polls.

limpdick by Jim Hauff August 1, 2003

Limpdick 

Your dick is limp

Kanye west had a limpdick

Limpdick by Sirfucksalot666 July 24, 2018

limpdick system 

Sexual off switch

I was so drunk anything was fair game if not for the limpdick system I would of chewed my arm off when I sobered up

limpdick system by Tonythetiler November 19, 2017

Limpdick Syndrome 

Having a limp dick for over an hour in a situation in which requires an erect penis.

Dude, I got Limpdick Syndrome during that orgy last night.

Limpdick Syndrome by Yoarba July 12, 2012