limpdick

A male that cannot get an erection

"so were there all ready to go and he turns into a fukin limpdick"

by WalkieCamoKurtie July 1, 2006

limpdick

noun- someone who is going through a hardtime, or is just pissed off.
syn- butthurt

Jon (walks up with a sad face)
Mitch- yo jonny why you all limpdick rite now?
Jon- ahh man i just found out my women cheated on my ass

by Dreesey January 15, 2007

limpdick

when someone trys to have sex and can't get hard

Julia "coty lets have sex "
coty "okay juilia, shoot i cant get hard"
julia " aww coty you have limpdick
coty" poop youre right"

by penisrocket June 28, 2009

limpdick

n. a person who has no personal beliefs, strengths nor is he willing to take a stand for any cause.
v.t. limpdicking...the practice of having no personal strengths or beliefs.

Bill Clinton is a limpdick because he vacillates in ideology depending upon popular consensus and polls.

by Jim Hauff August 1, 2003

Limpdick

Your dick is limp

Kanye west had a limpdick

by Sirfucksalot666 July 24, 2018

limpdick system

Sexual off switch

I was so drunk anything was fair game if not for the limpdick system I would of chewed my arm off when I sobered up

by Tonythetiler November 19, 2017

Limpdick Syndrome

Having a limp dick for over an hour in a situation in which requires an erect penis.

Dude, I got Limpdick Syndrome during that orgy last night.

by Yoarba July 12, 2012