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VANEGO

1. (NOUN) a condition that exist when a persons perspective is sourced from an ego driven perspective that is reinforced through vanity in a perpetual cycle.

2. A personality disorder in which one suffers from being incapable of seeing themselves or issues through perspectives other than their own.
Some people's VANEGO prevents them from seeing themselves the way they 'actually' are.
by Mloclammm February 2, 2023
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Vango

An individual that possesses an exceptionally large penis of mythological proportions, despite portraying themselves as having an unassuming personality. While they may come off as shy and timid at first, a Vango realizes its true form upon reaching the sheets. Once there, the Vango proceeds to strike fear into the hearts of those that dare oppose it through a seemingly never ending erection of girth and mass. Beware!
Girl #1: "Hey bestie, I have to tell you something crazy about the quiet kid that sits in the back of Mrs. Smith's class"
Girl #2: "OMG he's so cute what is it!? I feel like he's definitely a really sweet guy once you get to know him."
Girl #1: "BETTER! He's packing 21 Inches!! We went .46 rounds and now I'm heading to the doctor to get fitted for my wheelchair. He's a real life Vango!!!"
Girl #2: I KNEW IT! Get well soon before you go again!! Once you go Vango, you never go back...
by Breakwater Beach July 17, 2021
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Vangover

I have the worst vangover
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Vaneron

"You're such a fucking Vaneron dude"
"Kurwa"
by Am_Yeff January 3, 2022
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Vangooker

A term to refer to Vancouver which denotes its high Asian, or gook population. Similar to the term Chicongo for Chicago.
Grant: Ugh, I hate Vangooker, I want to return to Charlottetown where it is all white.
Shawn: I know right, us PEI boys aren't used to so many slant eyed people in one place.
by HandleBrake12 November 2, 2020
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vanagon

The Model name of the Volkswagen bus built between 1980 and 1990. Vanagons are bigger and squarer than the roundier buses built in the 50's, 60's and 70's. They still have the engine in the rearm and have a flat front, unlike the volkswagen van's built after 1990. They are the best vehicle ever, especially the campers.
My vanagon is the finest piece of German automotive engineering ever. Everyone wants my vanagon.
by Greg October 12, 2004
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Vangoojie

Vangoojie (noun)

Originally a subfamily of the larger species "vanjitera pliaesis," the modern Vangoojie became its own species when the ancient subfamilies split and migrated to the eastern front of Greater Illania. As the species became its own, it also gained many characteristic traits, some of which include the ability to burrow underneath the ground, create sound of frequencies up to 50,000 Hz, and stare at the sun for an hour without blinking. The last of these things comes from a blatant and substantial gap in intelligence that the species's evolution created. For reasons unbeknownst to scientists, any Vangoojie assigned from birth to be a civilian is incredibly lacking in intelligence. However, any Vangoojie deemed a king inexplicably gains intelligence beyond that of genius level by human standards. Despite this fact, there are no physical differences between a civilian Vangoojie and a king Vangoojie. Even so, scientists at Harvard University have deemed them each to be a species of their own; "vanjitera idocrisis" and "vanjitera eincisis".
The Vangoojie lifestyle, though different for both subdivisions, is a simple one. For a civilian, life consists of eating, sleeping, staring at the sun, digging tunnels that the king ordered to be dug, digging tunnels that the civilian thought the king ordered to be dug, and digging tunnels that the king did not order to be dug. For a king, life consists of feeding, resting, covering fellow Vangoojie's eyes, watching over ordered tunnels as they are dug, stopping tunnels from being dug that the civilians thought were needed to be done, and hurting itself whilst falling through a weak spot in the ground from a tunnel that had been dug directly underneath it. This entire lifestyle is epitomized by the words of the researcher who originally watched these creatures in action, William Durr, when he says, "The life of a Vangoojie king consists solely of living life as it comes, making up for the idiotic things its peers do, and forever being wrongly accused of being an idiot itself, while in truth being a genius."
The Vangoojie king told the Vangoojie civilian to stop tunneling under the supports.
by Anonymous April 9, 2005
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