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Cump Dumpster

It is a nickname given by homosexual cowboys from the south to their fellow gay cowboys from the north. It comes from William Tecumseh Sherman, a Union general during the Civil War's nickname, cump, and cum dumpster. It is used as a flirty way to get into another cowboy's pants at the ranch.

Ceejay: Shucks, Andy, gonna make you into my Cump Dumpster when you come down to Atlanta.

Grant: Dang twang, fill my butthole with your cum, boy.

by HandleBrake12 October 15, 2019

machine gun couple

A machine gun couple is a interracial couple, especially between a white woman and a black man, but it can be between any races. The use of the word machine gun instead of any gun is partially inspired by Jacob Zuma singing that he will shoot the boer with the machine gun

Yuck. I see a machine gun couple between some black guy and a white woman. Ben, do you have my machine gun? I need to shoot them.

by HandleBrake12 August 3, 2019

do it and you're cool

This saying is used to peer pressure others into doing bad activities, such as drugs, pooing in front of others, or drinking another dude's piss. However, it sounds so retarded that it can only be used ironically, and my friends and I often use it in a very joking and ironic context, encouraging each other to do absolutely retarded shit by chanting "do it and you're cool"

Dave: You should do drugs and eat poo on the balcony
Tomas: What the fuck? In Hungary, drugs are punished by horse archer firing squad, and I don't want that fate
Dave: Do it and you're cool

by HandleBrake12 November 11, 2020

boerboel

The Boerboel is a large, mastiff-type dog breed from South Africa that is bred for the purpose of guarding the homestead and working the farm. They are one of the most powerful dog breeds in the world and have an estimated bite force around 800-850 PSI. Individual boerboels have been documented killing Adult male leopards. Also, many w-words, especially those who happen to be white have a history of having sex with boerboels due to the average male boerboel having a penis size of 10 inches. These women are called boerboel naaiers, and the knowledge of these women is called being dogpilled.

Vermaak: Yo, Pieters, I just got a boerboel for defending my homestead against nog attacks
Pieters: Very good my friend, have you seen videos of dog vs nog where the boerboel absolutely obliterates the nog as if it were a white w-word's pussy?

by HandleBrake12 July 2, 2020

Braindead Afrikaner

A braindead Afrikaner is an Afrikaner who has a very low IQ, probably calls black people nogs, believes that Orania is retarded, and believes that a South African Civil War is coming, an therefore spends all of his spare rands on canned biltong. Synonyms include Kaaplander and braindead Boer.

Horne: Did you see the YouTube channel of this Kaaplander individual, he seems quite unintelligent.
Smith: I have seen his channel, and I believe that he is a braindead Afrikaner.

by HandleBrake12 July 3, 2020

Vangooker

A term to refer to Vancouver which denotes its high Asian, or gook population. Similar to the term Chicongo for Chicago.

Grant: Ugh, I hate Vangooker, I want to return to Charlottetown where it is all white.
Shawn: I know right, us PEI boys aren't used to so many slant eyed people in one place.

by HandleBrake12 November 2, 2020

non coder

A non coder is a black woman. This is due to the fact that most coding/STEM jobs go disproportionately to Jewish and Asian males, therefore meaning that the opposite of those males, the black women, therefore cannot code.

Grant: Holy shit Nola, did you see that non coder over there in a machine gun couple with that Asian guy.
Nola: I do man, I bet she is making up for the fact that she is a huge non coder, just look at that ass.

by HandleBrake12 December 19, 2020