Greg's definitions

Yonderblown

To be utterly obliterated to the point that you need assistance in your decision making.

I was so yonderblown, I made out with a completely busted girl.

by Greg March 31, 2004

Johannesberg

johannesburg is a city in south africa. was created due to the mining industry. home to words like "poes", "ganja" and "toke"

"ya you poes lets go toke that ganja in your car outside and watch out for the pigs dude." "watch out for that dude standin over there i think he likes your phone bro"

by Greg February 2, 2005

Banana Phone

a phone....thats a banana

jay, get that banana phone out of your ass.

by Greg November 28, 2004

wopper

a big sloppy pussy

My cock splashed into her wopper.

by Greg January 7, 2004

CRACKALACKING

It means Smoking Crack!!!!

Whats up with John? He was Crackalacking all weekend!

by Greg May 13, 2005

Woody

a hardon or a boner

I got a woody when she rubbed her hand on my johnson

by Greg August 22, 2003

what's in the box?

phrase uttered when something bad happens. taken from the scene in Se7en where Brad Pitt has a very distressing package sent to him from the killer.

(you unsuspectingly click a link and see the goatse)
"awww, what's in the box?!?!"

by Greg March 13, 2004