Greg's definitions

joo

a more derogatory form of jew, used when trying to make a jew seem worse than it is, see jew and this is worse

dan is such a stupid joo

by greg February 12, 2005

wtfzor

Synonym to the popular acronym wtf. Used among leet speakers to add more emphasis to the expression.

speaker1: blaaaargh!! i am the fatty boom batty!
speaker2: WTFZOR!?

by Greg September 20, 2003

Shaq

One which sucks at basketball, which he proves by shooting under 53% free throws. However he has mastered the art of getting the calls from every referee in the leauge which is the only reason he has sucsess. See lard ass Its like being really huge but not having any knowlege or skill

Shaq sucks at basketball but he is a tank so he murders people in the paint with no fouls called on him. good job shaq you fat ass

by Greg June 11, 2006

magarm

Any projectile weapon that uses magnetics to propel a projectile

gauss guns, rail guns (theoretical)

by Greg April 8, 2005

venezuelan shower

A shower that last less than 3 minutes.

Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.

Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'

Scott used all the hot water and I was forced to take a Venezuelan shower.

by GReg April 27, 2014

like Meekins

To do something--ie, run track, play steel drums, or contribute to a screenplay--with great stealth. Often better than anyone expected.

Next thing you knew, her husband was coming in the door. I was sneakin like Meekins.

by Greg December 30, 2003

gayosexual

one who has sex with gay people or one with a very homosexual sexual orentation

the reader of this

by greg June 25, 2003