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Yonderblown

To be utterly obliterated to the point that you need assistance in your decision making.
I was so yonderblown, I made out with a completely busted girl.
by Greg March 31, 2004
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Johannesberg

johannesburg is a city in south africa. was created due to the mining industry. home to words like "poes", "ganja" and "toke"
"ya you poes lets go toke that ganja in your car outside and watch out for the pigs dude." "watch out for that dude standin over there i think he likes your phone bro"
by Greg February 2, 2005
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Banana Phone

jay, get that banana phone out of your ass.
by Greg November 28, 2004
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wopper

My cock splashed into her wopper.
by Greg January 7, 2004
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CRACKALACKING

Whats up with John? He was Crackalacking all weekend!
by Greg May 13, 2005
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Woody

a hardon or a boner
I got a woody when she rubbed her hand on my johnson
by Greg August 22, 2003
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what's in the box?

phrase uttered when something bad happens. taken from the scene in Se7en where Brad Pitt has a very distressing package sent to him from the killer.
(you unsuspectingly click a link and see the goatse)
"awww, what's in the box?!?!"
by Greg March 13, 2004
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