Greg's definitions

silent but deadly

something that, when combined with a dutch oven maneouver, is an excessive use of deadly force.

easy elevator clearance...

by Greg April 29, 2004

Swanky Wank

the act of renting a nice hotel room for you and your lady then she doesnt show.....so you are forced into masturbating.

this bitch didnt show so i had to tap myself into a swanky wank.

by greg March 28, 2004

vectum

The anatomical region of the female body between the vagina and the anus; the female chode.

In some regions, also considered to be a disparaging remark; a powerful insult.

Mmmm, that's good vectum!

That guy is such a degenerate vectum.

by greg February 15, 2005

quality control

To take command of how good something is by doing it the best it can be done.

Its time to do some Quality Control on this motherfucker and do it proper

by Greg December 5, 2003

gentrophilia

The uncontrollable desire to have sex with old people

That person's gentrophilia creeps me out.

by Greg October 26, 2002

quaff

Literally, a queef from the female rectum; similar to a fart, but less amusing. Figuratively, and much more common, continual and uninteresting chatter.

Oh man, she just quaffed for the whole evening.

by greg February 10, 2005

sassage

another word for penis, cock, schlong, dong, etc.

I stuck my polish sassage in her.

by greg January 11, 2004