vangorder 

adj, n, v. Usually refers to a female, sometimes a female teacher, who nobody likes. Some synonyms can include "stingy", "penguin", or "waddle waddle".

1. Oh man, that VanGorder gets on my nerves.

vangorder by wha! December 28, 2003

vangorder 

A female teacher, a haggard-faced, vomit-inducing fugly of a woman, who has an ear-jarring cackle, and a goatish sense of humor whom nobody likes.

"Ooooh, If that VanGorder speaks to me again I'll wring her neck!"

vangorder by Bleah January 1, 2004

vantonderism 

A South African colloquialism referring to a (usually intoxicated) person falling/slipping on the floor near a swimming pool.

Oh man, did you see Hannes last weekend? He totally had a vantonderism!

vantonderism by maaaster_baiter June 13, 2017

Vangover 

The day after Valentine's Day Hangover

I have the worst vangover

Vangover by Blondie09 February 15, 2015

Vangooker 

A term to refer to Vancouver which denotes its high Asian, or gook population. Similar to the term Chicongo for Chicago.

Grant: Ugh, I hate Vangooker, I want to return to Charlottetown where it is all white.
Shawn: I know right, us PEI boys aren't used to so many slant eyed people in one place.

Vangooker by HandleBrake12 November 2, 2020

Van Gorder 

the best looking in any given group or gathering.

Did you check out the Van Gorder over there? I can honestly say that is the only person I would openly fuck naked right here.

Van Gorder by Matthew Van Gorder May 9, 2008

vanwormer 

A person who likes to Masterbate

God you are such a vanwormer

vanwormer by Bigboy_d16 March 4, 2017