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vangorder 

A female teacher, a haggard-faced, vomit-inducing fugly of a woman, who has an ear-jarring cackle, and a goatish sense of humor whom nobody likes.
"Ooooh, If that VanGorder speaks to me again I'll wring her neck!"
vangorder by Bleah January 1, 2004

vantonderism 

A South African colloquialism referring to a (usually intoxicated) person falling/slipping on the floor near a swimming pool.
Oh man, did you see Hannes last weekend? He totally had a vantonderism!
vantonderism by maaaster_baiter June 13, 2017

Vangover 

The day after Valentine's Day Hangover
I have the worst vangover
Vangover by Blondie09 February 15, 2015

Vangooker 

A term to refer to Vancouver which denotes its high Asian, or gook population. Similar to the term Chicongo for Chicago.
Grant: Ugh, I hate Vangooker, I want to return to Charlottetown where it is all white.
Shawn: I know right, us PEI boys aren't used to so many slant eyed people in one place.
Vangooker by HandleBrake12 November 2, 2020

Van Gorder 

the best looking in any given group or gathering.
Did you check out the Van Gorder over there? I can honestly say that is the only person I would openly fuck naked right here.

vanwormer 

God you are such a vanwormer
vanwormer by Bigboy_d16 March 4, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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