Utilitize

To utilize something you don't own.

Since I didn’t own a ladder, I had to utilitize my neighbor’s to clean the gutters.

Utilitize by IsaZwey January 9, 2026

utilize 

A substitute for the word "use" to be employed when you want to make something sound more important or difficult than it really is.

Person says: "We utilize an alphabetical schematic to organize our records."
Translate: "We file documents alphabetically."

utilize by creaternity April 18, 2006

utilize 

The filthiest non-dirty word ever. Seriously, just say it.

I utilized your mom all night long.

utilize by Jesus Christ April 13, 2005

Utilize 

(Verb) Used in Air Force basic training in lieu of saying "go to the bathroom," or "take a piss." Quite simply, utilize means to use the bathroom.

Sir, trainee Smith reports as ordered.

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, TRAINEE!

Sir, permission to utilize the latrine?

ALRIGHT TRAINEES! YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO HYDRATE AND UTILIZE. HURRYUP HURRYUP!

Utilize by Pacc man September 10, 2016

utilities 

(noun) Set of ancillary supplies (like electricity, gas, water.... etc.) required for living in an apartment or house.

1.The $450 rent covers all utilities including, electricity, gas, water and cable.

2. (Usually when advertising for apartments)
>> $650 Rooms for rent-utilities included in California !!!!

utilities by Shafayet March 22, 2008

utilize 

Utilize is a politically charged euphemism, meaning: 1. to induce a buzz; 2. to drink alcoholic beverages to get drunk. The politics is anti-populist, anti-bible-belt, and anti-middle America.

"I say. You know this does utilize well" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).
"Come on and utilize another glass" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).

utilize by Myself182 September 9, 2006

Utilities 

The Greek God of Water, Electricity, and Gas.

On the first of every month we make a monetary sacrifice to Utilities so we may continue to bathe, cook, and have light.

Utilities by PuttinOnTheRetz July 7, 2020