Utensive

A meal where a considerable volume of tableware (utensiles) is used (intensively), most often to impress and confound guests.

Geez, the Contessa really outdid herself with that dinner table. What a truly utensive display!

by flyingdog July 13, 2009

Utense

An apparatus to dance with the devil.

Slang for

Hey Wayne!? You got a utense I could hit?

by vAshArdsky March 01, 2020