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Utensil
1. Kipp: Man i used my first utensil last night!
Steve: How many!?
Kipp: Three!!!!
2. Kipp: Hey steve guess what!
Steve: What kipp!?
Kipp: I used my second utensil. last night.. and it tasted AWESOME!
Steve: JEALOUS!!
3. Kipp: hey steve.. I used my third utensil last night..
Steve: Nice!! Did it hurt her?
Kipp: Always does!
Steve: How many!?
Kipp: Three!!!!
2. Kipp: Hey steve guess what!
Steve: What kipp!?
Kipp: I used my second utensil. last night.. and it tasted AWESOME!
Steve: JEALOUS!!
3. Kipp: hey steve.. I used my third utensil last night..
Steve: Nice!! Did it hurt her?
Kipp: Always does!
Utensil by SexxyPartyy October 12, 2008
Related Words
utensil slapped
absolutely a verb.
To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.
To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.
utensil slapped by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010
utensil swearing
when you are that enraged by someone that you cant for the life of you
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.
twat spatula
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer
etc
utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree
fucking twat donkey etc
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer
etc
utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree
fucking twat donkey etc
utensil swearing by Dimebagchad April 26, 2009
Utensil Poker
Utensil Poker by TON618 August 17, 2022
Writing utensil
Writing utensil by Mebaychy August 28, 2017
Writing Utensil
Writing Utensil by no reeal name, just me February 11, 2022
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The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
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