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fen utensils 

Instruments used for the art of fencing.
Outside of American Eagle, one may discover ladies fencing for advertisement. Observe the skills they have with the fen utensils!
fen utensils by TheNativez April 21, 2007

Utensilist 

Someone who has a hatred or intolerance towards a specific utensil. Sporks are the most common victims of utensilists.
"I hate sporks, they aren't good as a fork OR a spoon"

"You UTENSILIST. I can't believe you. If you can't learn to accept all kinds of utensils, we're through."
Utensilist by whatsonmymind August 30, 2009

Evolution of Modern Utensils 

A scientific theory developed by Steve Peterson regarding the taxonomy and phylogeny of modern day utensils.

The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.
The chart of the Evolution of Modern Utensils will be released soon.

utensile-strength 

How resistant yer silverware is from breaking.
Cookie Jowls is known for his tough meatballs and rubbery steaks, so Beetle Bailey and his fellow disgusted soldiers would likely need forks and knives with exceptional utensile-strength when attempting to cut up said "non-tender" comestibles into bite-sized pieces.
utensile-strength by QuacksO August 19, 2025

TV Watching Utensils 

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session
TV Watching Utensils by D Flawless November 13, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026