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The otherwise un-named item which sits on the countertop next to the stove, usually for decoration, but also to place dirty or used utensils on to keep the counter clean. Sometimes known as a "spoon holder", the utensis finds itself in close company with other ridiculously-named kitchen devices, such as the trivet and the spoonula.
Nick placed his dirty spoonula on the utensis, which sat on the counter in his kitchen next to the trivet.
utensis by Manischewitz May 10, 2006
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Utensive 

A meal where a considerable volume of tableware (utensiles) is used (intensively), most often to impress and confound guests.
Geez, the Contessa really outdid herself with that dinner table. What a truly utensive display!
Utensive by flyingdog July 13, 2009

UTENSILAROO 

THE ONLY VALID CLUE TO GIVE WHEN SPOON AND KANGAROO ARE ON THE BOARD.
THE OPERATIVES CLICKED ON "SPOON" AND "KANGAROO" AS SOON AS THE SPYMASTER GAVE THE CLUE "UTENSILAROO".
UTENSILAROO by alsosam April 23, 2021

Utensilator 

A box, space in cabinets or enclosure where you keep all the utensils which are used once in a year, yet you need them for those "just in case" moments. For example A Potjie (spelled PoyKee is a cast iron pot from South Africa which deserves to go inside a Utensilator.
" Joey ! Can you put away this "potjie" back in the Utensilator please"
Utensilator by Shazz Spazz October 15, 2008

Writing utensil 

Writing utensil by Mebaychy August 28, 2017

fen utensils 

Instruments used for the art of fencing.
Outside of American Eagle, one may discover ladies fencing for advertisement. Observe the skills they have with the fen utensils!
fen utensils by TheNativez April 21, 2007

utensil slapped 

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.
Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.