SPOON

that kid looks like a spoon we should call him SPOON!
by Gimp Hater July 02, 2007
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SPOON

the other part of FORK, commonly refered to in the declasified breifings of "operation happy panda" and in "operation chunky tiger"
im such a fork.....wait i mean dork.

so i gues that means you would be spoon.
by Kody Morse May 14, 2008
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SPOON

1. An object a woman might shove up her anus for pleasure.
2. Used to smite imbecilian folk.
1. Stick that spoon in me baby, yeah.
2. Fear the wrath of my spoon, Yankee!
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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Spooning

When two people lie on their sides and the outside individual has their body against the other's back and an arm over them. It's recommended that if you're on the outside, you fold the arm of the side you're laying on up so you can lay your head on it instead of having it pinned beneath your partner. A leg over their hip is welcome and comfortable.
Yo me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and he fell asleep so fast. He said my boobs were warm on his back and i was like no shit they're practically organic heaters
by The Jean Genie November 22, 2016
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There is no spoon

A quote from The Matrix, spoken by Neo in reference to a bit of wisom he learned from a child bending spoons with his mind. It signifies that a person cannot truly manipulate reality, a person can only manipulate him/herself. Only when a person changes him/herself can he/she change reality.
Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only realize the truth... THERE IS NO SPOON. Then you will see that it not the spoon that bends, it is yourself.
by Geek3 June 22, 2011
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Spoon

A spoon is an imaginary unit of energy used by people with illnesses and disabilities. These people use spoons to describe daily activites with a limited source of energy.

The Spoon Theory was developed by Christine Miserandino, a woman with Lupus to describe units of energy to her friend. She gave her friend a handful and asked her friend to list her morning routine. As each activity was said, a spoon was removed from the handful.

For example, getting out of bed costs "one spoon", and getting dressed/showering costs two or three.
I didn't have enough spoons to do the dishes AND shower before bed.
by notenoughspoons July 01, 2013
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Spooning

It’s when Daniel takes out a spoon from his lunch box and proceeds to hit you with it
Me- Daniel what are you doing
Daniel- IM SPOONING YOU!
by your weirdo friend daisy! April 20, 2018
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