Spoon

A spoon is an imaginary unit of energy used by people with illnesses and disabilities. These people use spoons to describe daily activites with a limited source of energy.

The Spoon Theory was developed by Christine Miserandino, a woman with Lupus to describe units of energy to her friend. She gave her friend a handful and asked her friend to list her morning routine. As each activity was said, a spoon was removed from the handful.

For example, getting out of bed costs "one spoon", and getting dressed/showering costs two or three.

I didn't have enough spoons to do the dishes AND shower before bed.

by notenoughspoons July 20, 2013

spoon

The most dangerous weapon mankind has ever known... So sharp...

Dave: "RAAAAAARGH!!! IMMA GONNA ATTACK YA WITH THIS SPOOON!!!"
*everyone flees, because the spoon is such a dangerous weapon*

by Bardo-zilla_37 May 11, 2015

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The scooping utensil used for eating ice cream because I spend my time on my room crying with a bucket of mint chocolate chip on my lap because GOD IM SO ALONE AND EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE BECAUSE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER DIED AGAIN AND SOMEBODY DATE ME PLEASE

Spoons are ideal for eating soup.

by eat-the-fluffies-or-die April 4, 2015

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(verb)To cuddle with your significant other (as in the way spoons lie together).

Do you want to go out to a movie or just rent one and spoon?

by Mista Askew March 13, 2005

Spoon

To wack someone in the forehead with a spoon. A defense method first developed by the British mafia in the 1990's.

"Today Billy Pilgrim wouldn't stop spooning me at lunch."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017

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A nickname for an obnoxiously self entitled, controlling, toxic and dramatic person. This person loves playing the victim card in every situation and enjoys self pity. They are fake and not to be trusted as they love making you feel bad for them and about yourself. They will simultaneously stab in the back and betray you. This term can also be used to describe or nickname someone with wide hips.

Look at Hannah, she is such a spoon.

Hannah looks like a spoon.

Hey look out, it's spoon.

by LilDepressionBoi February 27, 2019

Spoon

A motha' fuckin' kitchen utensil you use to fucking eat food, you unintelligent drop-out fucks.

I took a motha' fuckin' spoon out of the drawer.

by clash of clans jesus May 23, 2016