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Upperdick

Performing an "upper cut" attack on a male or female with your penis during sexual intercoarse
"Shawn hit Justin with such a good upperdick last night, i think his jaw might be broken!"
by primos pizza 16 August 21, 2016
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upperdecker 007

The act of taking a shit on wax paper, wrapping it up and putting it in the freezer until solid frozen. Then using the frozen turd as a time delay shit bomb, drop it in the upper tank of a toilette. The Shit Agent will have time to escape and the results won’t happen until hours after he is long gone. Once the shit thaws and someone flushes the toilette, it will fill the bowl with brown water and mission is complete.
I was over Jill’s house and she had a couple people over . I wanted to upperdecker her toilette but didn’t want to get caught. Since I have mad spy skills I used some frozen shit I stashed in her deep freezer and upperdecker 007’d her toilette , giving me plenty of time between the time I left and when Allyson went in and flushed it.
by Stephen Roche October 23, 2017
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upperdecker

An upperdecker is when you poop in the toilet tank of someones bathroom, its the gift that keeps on giving
i was at this party and they tried to kick me out so i gave them an upperdecker
by Nick June 18, 2006
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Upperdeck

When you remove the upper lid of the toilet and shit in the tank.
Tommy shammed Bobby last night. So tonight Bobbys giving Tommy an upperdeck!
by Squeegie Bandit May 22, 2008
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Upperdecking

Removing the lid of the back of someone's toilet and shitting in the clean water. Results in shit running into the boil with every flush
That bitch pissed me off, so I upperdecked her shitter
by Dan April 5, 2004
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UPPERDECKER

The upperdecker is a prank that you can pull on a friend or loved one, or more likely someone who deserves it. An upperdecker is defined as defecating in the upper tank of a toilet, allowing it to fester for as long as possible and sending a chilling brown residue into the bowl upon each flush.
At a party where they run out of beer one might like to leave an "upperdecker" to show their disapproval.
by Grant Herman August 31, 2004
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Uberdick

A person who's personality resembles a rather large penis.
Get your mind out of my vagina, you uberdick.
by MasquerADHD August 13, 2008
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